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Transcript
Welcome to Queer Next, the podcast that puts the
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:Yee Hall in y'all means hall.
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:I'm your host, Beck,
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:Dash: and I'm your host.
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:Dash.
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:Welcome to today's episode.
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:It's starting to sound like we
go through this every week where
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:we're like, can you hear me?
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:Beck: I really do like your hat.
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:Where'd you get a queer wolf hat?
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:Dash: There's a it.
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:There used to be a chop out of,
I think it was the Netherlands.
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:Some Scandy country called queer
animals, and it was one of those,
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:like, uh, so okay, back in the, the
two thousands, the, in the, the early
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:2010s, American stores didn't have
any like, gender affirming clothing.
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:It was hard to find binders or
like packers or gaff, like tucking
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:panties or anything like that.
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:So a lot of that stuff came from either
China, Korea, Taiwan, or the Netherlands.
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:And so I bought, I think
bought a chess binder from some
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:company I found on Instagram.
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:And they also had, I think, I
think like they had the merge.
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:It was like the storefront
and then you could also buy
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:the gender affirming clothing.
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:And I was like.
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:Queer wolf.
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:That's hilarious.
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:'cause I, it was like shortly after I had
found the curse of the queer wolf, VHS
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:so I was like, okay, well I'm gonna buy
this and this is what I actually bought.
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:But I also secretly gonna get, I,
I remember actually, I think it was
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:2014 when I first saw an auto straddle
article about the first company in the
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:US to be like its whole, um, business
model was trans or gender affirming.
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:Like undergarments and it was GC two
B and they made binders for like, you
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:know, non-binary trans mask people or
anybody who wanted, like they had have a
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:big chest and you wanna make it smaller.
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:And I was just like, oh
my God, it's happening.
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:And now there's several companies,
of course they also got that the
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:Trump administration sent them all.
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:No, it was not cease and de
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:Beck: I saw that.
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:Dash: Yeah.
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:What's, I don't know the name of
the, the kind of letter they got, but
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:basically like got a, a warning or
sanction of some kind saying that they
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:were selling medical grade something
without appropriate FDA approval.
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:Beck: It's a warning level letter.
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:Dash: Right?
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:So I know GC two B got one,
tomboy X got one flaunt wear.
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:Beck: Uh, for them the
flexion, uh, gender bender.
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:Shapeshifter apparel
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:Dash: and that one is like, I
think they just sell like Spanx.
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:But that,
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:but that was like, 'cause the letter,
their justification was like, this is
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:sold to, to minors for postoperative care.
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:Like they explicitly said that these
companies were in hot water because they
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:were selling their products to minors,
recovering from gender affirming surgery.
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:Beck: Illegal marketing and breast
binders for children for the purposes
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:of treating gender dysphoria.
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:Dash: Yeah.
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:Which they're not targeting
children, but children can buy
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:them if their parents, right.
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:If you got a fucking bank card, you
can buy anything on the internet.
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:Beck: Right.
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:Dash: But the thing is like children
aren't receiving surgery, like a
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:child can't get an elective surgery.
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:What do they think we're doing?
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:Is there some drive through
somewhere and we just pull up and go?
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:I mean,
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:Beck: are you, after the events
of this week and the, the
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:administration to tell us not believe
what we saw with our own eyes?
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:Right.
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:We really think that they, it is time
to draw, drop any of the pretenses at
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:this point and just admit what they are.
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:Dash: You're right.
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:I mean, and, and like I've been thinking
about that, like my, like instinct
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:to draw out the ridiculousness of it
for the purposes of laughing at it.
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:That's a coping mechanism.
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:Maybe it's not time for coping anymore
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:because, I mean, I'm sitting here
in rural Minnesota watching these
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:motherfuckers slowly fan out.
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:They've been concentrated in the
cities, but now they found there.
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:Um, it's not a, it's not an
actual reservation, but there
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:are communities that are
essentially indigenous communities.
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:On the outskirts of the Twin Cities
and they have found themselves there.
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:So now they're, um, harassing
the indigenous folks.
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:Beck: Oh, nice.
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:Dash: And yeah, whatever Es motherfuckers
and I have been collecting, so
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:there's a lit, there's a, a lot of,
um, groups that like we, uh, as at
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:university, like collaborate with a lot.
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:Um, I'm gonna.
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:I will, I will put that stuff somewhere
where y'all can find 'em either in
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:the show notes and we'll make sure to
maybe link it in the, the newsletter
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:this week of orgs that you can support.
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:I mean, of course, um, we all wish
we could physically help, right?
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:But we can't, right?
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:America's not structured that way.
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:We're not structured that way.
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:So if you're someone who wishes, you
could help, but all you have is funds.
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:To try to help support the
folks who are able to be there.
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:There's plenty of orgs you can
give those funds to, so we'll,
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:we'll, I'll make sure that
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:Beck: even five, $10.
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:Dash: Mm-hmm.
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:Right.
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:Absolutely.
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:Beck: school starts this coming week.
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:I,
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:Dash: It does.
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:How you feeling about that?
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:Beck: Ah, you know, I'm ready.
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:I've got all my, everything ready.
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:I'm gonna take tomorrow and go
through my online course and make
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:sure everything's set up there.
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:Like I said, I didn't miss anything.
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:Um.
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:Monday I've gotta go print.
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:So other than that, 'cause they
still want us to hand out a copy
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:of the syllabus first day of class,
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:Dash: A physical copy.
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:Interesting.
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:Beck: yeah.
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:Yeah.
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:So I gotta go print those and my
attendance sheets, which I gotta
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:check those 'cause I type 'em up,
um, before the semester starts.
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:But then the first week
they change radically.
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:So you gotta have like three
different versions of it.
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:Dash: Uh, yeah, I don't, well, I've got my
surgery and I got a, a, what's it called?
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:A follow up appointment
with my surgeon on Monday.
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:and then, I don't know, just waiting
to see when I go back to work.
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:My SNHU class started this week
and it's already, the AI is
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:ridiculous.
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:why I, have such little faith in
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:online education because
it's so easy to cheat.
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:Dash: Oh, I, I'm starting to
see, remember I said we're
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:going to go back to Blue Books?
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:They're doing it.
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:I'm starting to see, like,
professors on social media are
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:saying like, yep, that's it.
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:We're doing blue books now
and a couple of high schools.
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:It's, it's pencil and paper tests now.
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:Like they, y'all are gonna,
you're gonna fucking learn.
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:Beck: yeah.
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:Which sucks because it's so much
better when AI or when just the system
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:grades, like the matching and the
A, B, C, D, multiple choice stuff,
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:that just saves you a lot of time.
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:But
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:if you can't count on the,
the essay stuff, be worth
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:the damn, what's the point?
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:Dash: Yeah.
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:Beck: So I went through
a bunch of my quizzes.
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:'cause in my, on my uh, ethnic studies
class, I have them take a quiz every week.
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:They're open book online, whatever.
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:but I went through and took out some
of the essay questions 'cause it's
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:pointless and just add some my grading
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:time.
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:So I made a more, very specific
questions from the textbook.
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:So they'd have to open
the textbook and look at
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:it.
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:Dash: Right.
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:Yeah.
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:That's what you have to do.
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:You have to make it something
that AI can't find or index,
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:Beck: yeah.
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:Dash: so that if the answer isn't correct,
then it's because the AI didn't know
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:what the fuck you were talking about,
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:Beck: Right.
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:It's, it's stressful being
a professor these days.
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:Dash: yeah, I know.
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:Well, and
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:I don't know, the things that I teach,
like even just the little intro to
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:college class stuff that we teach,
there's no writing assignments in that.
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:even though I, I loved teaching
writing, I still very much remember
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:why I decided not to pursue that
as the only kind of thing I teach.
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:because
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:Beck: the grading alone.
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:Dash: the grading, the
myth of improvement.
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:I don't know if people who
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:teach content really have to contend
with this as much, but because
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:like te there are, are very few.
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:general education classes To
teach that are so skills heavy
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:as writing is even math, right?
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:It's memorization.
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:a lot of stuff is critical analysis
of taking information in, you know,
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:think like kind of expanding your, your
knowledge and understanding of things,
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:but, but writing is fucking skills.
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:And if you're not improving at it,
it is, it's very, very visible.
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:And like, the myth of improvement
basically is that in a 16 week course,
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:it's impossible to make anyone better
at anything with what you've got.
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:You know, like the time you're
able to spend with them in class.
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:And so, like for people who are
teaching skills like writing or
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:reading, they have to put in so much
extra time to try to make the slightest
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:dent in a person's skills level.
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:With something like writing,
which is all skills, right?
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:Like you're not gonna be able to
memorize something that's gonna auto,
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:that's gonna just immediately transfer
into you being better at writing.
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:Beck: Right.
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:I credit my writing ability to, all the
reading that I did when I was a kid.
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:it makes you a better writer
because you understand the flow.
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:You understand the flow of a
story, you understand sentences
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:and the way they work together.
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:And, um, when something isn't right,
you notice it immediately, you
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:know?
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:Dash: Right?
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:Absolutely.
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:Yeah.
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:People who are readers are
better writers on average,
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:Dash: and that's because writing, like
the skills associated with writing aren't.
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:Like English doesn't have grammar.
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:Like that's the first thing you learn
when you, when you start to like go
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:up, like get more advanced learning in
English, is that there's no such thing
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:as grammar because English gobbled up a
bunch of languages and barfed it into one
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:bowl and said, this is our language now.
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:And you don't like grammar
from other languages.
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:You can't splice 'em together.
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:So we removed grammar from English
and we created these like bastard
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:versions of conjugation with as
many exceptions as there are rules.
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:Beck: Right.
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:Right.
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:I was very lucky.
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:Um, in junior high when we learned a
lot of the, the grammar rules and stuff.
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:I had won a contest, a writing
contest when I was in seventh grade.
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:And so my eighth grade year, um,
it didn't hurt that my, my eighth,
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:seventh, and eighth grade English
teacher was like best friends with
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:my dad when they were in high school.
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:I had no idea, um, that that was true.
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:I didn't really learn about
that until I was older.
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:but she, instead of making me go to
English class, I went upstairs to a room
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:by myself and wrote every day, and I
got to do that all through eighth grade,
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:Dash: Wow.
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:Beck: Mm-hmm.
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:Dash: That's fun.
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:Beck: It was, and I got to write
all kinds of interesting stuff.
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:I wrote all kinds of, poetry and
stories and that kind of thing.
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:Uh, winning that contest was really an,
an ego boost for me when I was a kid.
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:'cause it was the, the, it
was called power of the Pen
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:was the name of the contest.
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:And they would give you, uh, like a
prompt and you'd get a half an hour or
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:whatever the time limit was, and you
had to write a story with the prompt.
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:And then they would have, there
was like a, an immediate grading.
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:And then there was a regional
competition and then a state competition.
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:And I got to go to the state
competition through one of my stories.
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:It was a little comedy story
about, um, looking for money to buy
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:batteries for the remote control
called batteries not included.
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:Dash: In Kentucky, uh, in the
nineties there was this, their
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:version of standardized testing
was actually really inventive in,
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:um, eighth grade and junior year.
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:You did a week, a week's worth
of, essay based testing, like
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:hardly any Scantron shit.
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:It was all like, you would
hang out in your homeroom.
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:So it was all day, every day for the
whole week, and the teachers would, you
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:know, go outta their way to try to make
it feel exciting instead of terrifying.
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:You know, like they, we would take
little breaks and have games and snacks
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:and stuff, but ultimately, like we
were sitting essentially at a fucking
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:GRE for a solid week in your eighth
grade year and your junior year.
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:And one of the components of
it was what they called the
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:portfolio, the writing portfolio.
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:And it was, you know, for our listeners
were in a Kentucky Public Education
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:in the, in the nineties, maybe
help me remember how many essays it
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:was, but I'm thinking it was five.
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:And there would be like the
personal essay, the research
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:essay, the argument essay, and.
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:My eighth grade year was the
first year I was at that school.
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:So I went from Jellico, the worst
school in, in existence, right?
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:Like we scored too well on the
Tennessee standardized test.
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:And Jellico stopped letting us take the
test because we fucked the bell curve.
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:I was scoring
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:99% on the team, Tcap every year.
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:And David and Vanessa were also
scoring in the 90 percents, and they,
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:they, um, stopped letting us take it
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:Beck: That's wild.
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:Dash: I know that's, I think that
was the last straw for my mom.
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:So that's why they transferred us to, the
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:Kentucky School illegally.
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:I hope the statute of limitations
is up on that because it's
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:definitely a fucking felony,
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:but we just gave him a fake
address and went to a school
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:across the border in Kentucky.
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:Beck: I went to a different district
as well than the one that I lived in.
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:but they were just neighboring
that was allowed where I was from.
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:So, but it wasn't across state lines.
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:It was
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:across like township lines.
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:You had to stay in the same county.
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:I think
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:maybe that's not
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:true.
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:Dash: I would say that
you're supposed to, but.
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:Beck: Well, because I have a friend.
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:It might have changed in the time
since because, um, where I grew up
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:was pretty close to the county line
between Scioto and Pike County.
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:And I have a friend recently who
thought about sending her kids to
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:the Pike County schools instead
of the, the Lucasville schools.
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:I don't, know how she would've managed
that if you can't go across county lines.
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:Dash: I don't, I never have
really known the rules either.
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:I mean, I know obviously
what we did was illegal.
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:And of course, you know, we got caught
'cause it was a very small school and
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:it was just obvious that we were lying.
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:. So we did that for like two years
and then they started, uh, they
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:rented a place in Williamsburg and
then we started the move up there.
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:And that's how we wound up in Kentucky
basically was because, in order to
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:stay in school there, they had to.
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:Beck: Do you wanna see something funny?
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:Something gr kind of gross and funny?
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:Dash: sure.
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:Beck: Look at the new pie from McDonald's.
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:Dash: What is that?
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:Beck: It is a, it is a
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:strawberry here.
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:Lemme see.
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:I can't see myself.
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:Dash: It's, you're so blurry.
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:Oh.
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:It's kinda like a Pop-Tart,
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:Beck: Yeah, but it looks so like,
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:Dash: a gash.
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:Beck: yeah.
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:Dash: It's even got a little button on the
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:bottom.
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:And you take a bite and it like
the, the strawberry stuff, like
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:piles up and it looks even worse.
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:Dash: Hell yeah.
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:Beck: Makes me laugh every time I eat one.
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:They're my favorite though.
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:They're so
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:good.
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:Dash: I, uh, drove past a McDonald's
on the way back from, uh, I had to
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:run an errand the other day and doing,
you know, that takes your entire day
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:here since it was like a 90 minute
drive and then you have to do the
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:thing and then it's 90 minutes back.
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:So,
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:Beck: Right.
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:Dash: and, and it's like not anything.
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:It was an Amazon return.
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:Beck: Oh
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:Dash: It takes four hours
to do an Amazon return here.
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:Yeah.
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:This place is a pits dude.
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:Dash: I met, uh, I met with that dia, that
dietician, and I remember you told me like
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:the one you met with, you were basically
like, who do you think you're talking to?
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:Like you're not even being
slightly realistic here, you know?
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:Like you have to meet
people where they are.
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:You can't tell me to start eating couscous
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:and, and avocado for every meal when
I'm eating cheeseburgers and pizza.
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:Right.
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:That just doesn't translate.
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:Dash: so I mean, my, the
one I met with was not like
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:delusional like That but like, she
was also kind of aware with the,
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:of the area I live in, because she,
her, I think her sister, she had
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:some sort of, um, relationship to
someone who lived nearby for a while.
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:And so she, I was like, so you,
you know, like what shopping,
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:what groceries are like here?
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:And she was like, yeah.
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:And she's like, aren't you
recovering from surgery?
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:Like, how are you eating?
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:And I was like.
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:The grace in favor of the Lord.
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:Like sometimes people send me Costco
in a pinch, I can walk down to the,
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box of cereal, but I prefer not to.
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:Beck: Right.
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:Dash: Well, she did bring up chicken
and I was like, yeah, I, uh, I
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:went down to the market and looked
for some, but they don't sell it.
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:They don't sell chicken or pork because
they can't control the temperature.
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:Beck: Oh, wow.
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:So all you got is
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:Hope you're not susceptible to gout.
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:Dash: Yeah.
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:Just.
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:I mean, I, I'm, I'm, I'm curious how
people even manage this shit, but I also
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:kind of know it's because they have stuff.
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:I don't, they have family, they
have friends, they have connections.
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:Um, we, we had a very much a reminder
of how alone we were up here.
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:Listeners, just so, just so you know,
my dog baby passed away this week
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:and we had the vet come in, uh, to
the house to, to do the, the thing.
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:And where we live, our address is
outside of the range of where the
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:crematorium will come get 'em.
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:Um, and since we had it done a
home, that meant that we had to take
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:her ourselves to the crematorium.
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:And she was, we were able to get her
in the trunk and that kind of thing.
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:But the, the issue was, was
that we couldn't lift her.
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:Like we couldn't physically carry her
to the trunk like she fit in there.
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:But getting her from her bed where
she had passed out the, out the door
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:and into that car was just impossible.
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:It was just too heavy for us.
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:And so Shanna posted, um, I told her to
post on the, the local Facebook group
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:and she just said, our dog just died.
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:You know, it's too heavy for us to lift.
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:Is there anybody that can help?
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:And within five minutes, we had three
people volunteering and within 15
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:minutes there was somebody here to
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:help us, a woman and her husband
showed up and he lifted her
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:and carried her out for us.
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:Dash: And it's, it's such a
private moment too, and you
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:have to reach out to a stranger.
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:I mean, it's, I'm, I'm glad somebody
was able to help you, but like,
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:I, I can't imagine how that felt.
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:Beck: Yeah, it was wild.
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:Dash: Well, RIP baby queen of the holler.
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:Beck: She was the best good girl.
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:She was 14 years old and for a Rottweiler
Mastiff mix, that's a long time.
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:She's been her first 11 years outside on
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:her own.
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:hunting on the hill and making
sure it was clear of, of vermin.
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:Dash: How many snakes do you
think she's eaten her lifetime?
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:Beck: Oh, probably dozens and
squirrels and, and grasshoppers,
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:or not grasshoppers, um,
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:oh, what are they called?
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:Rabbits, hoppers and rabbits.
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:Dash: Well, they hop
through the grass, you
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:Beck: Yeah.
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:That's where my brain pulled that from.
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:Yeah.
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:rabbits and
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:groundhogs
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:Dash: I could see your logic.
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:If I could draw, I would make
cartoons of some of the shit we say.
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:So you've just got PETA and wind now
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:Beck: Yep.
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:And
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:Dash: they're queens of the house.
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:Beck: oh yeah.
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:PETA has always been the queen,
um, in her own imagination.
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:Um, she has actually relaxed quite a
bit because she stayed on guard if baby
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:was gonna get a morsel of food that
she didn't get, she was over it and
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:she was gonna demand answers for it.
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:And so I, we, when we feed 'em, because
we feed 'em at night, um, usually
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:they would be a little bit left over
and baby would clean up behind him.
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:And the last couple of nights there was
still food left over in the morning.
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:And so PETA cleaned it
up in the next morning
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:and it was just weird.
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:Peta has like relaxed physically.
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:Some like,
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:Dash: She is a stressed out dog.
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:Beck: She really is.
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:She really is.
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:Chihuahuas are just like that though.
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:Dash: Yeah,
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:Beck: She has a lot on her plate, I guess.
444
:Dash: Do you, you know, do you
remember you told me this story
445
:about PETA when you first got her?
446
:That made me laugh.
447
:This had been a long time ago.
448
:That, well, it was when you first got her.
449
:I don't, it's been probably 10 years now.
450
:Right?
451
:Hadn't she lived with you for a while?
452
:Beck: Uh, since 2014, so
12 years going on 12 years.
453
:Yeah.
454
:Dash: I, I, there's a Facebook memory that
popped up of her wearing the eyebrows.
455
:Beck: I know what you're talking about.
456
:Dash: Will you tell me this story?
457
:Because it's one of my.
458
:Beck: Okay, so, um, I lived in a
cul-de-sac, which was right up against
459
:like, it's not a main highway or
anything, but it's a pretty busy two,
460
:two lane road where the high school
is and, and all that kind of stuff.
461
:And, uh, we had brought Peta home
and she was a baby when we found her.
462
:She was maybe six months old when
we found her, and she still had
463
:a lot of energy and liked to run.
464
:And so I had, uh, my poodle
who was like 14 or 15 at the
465
:time, she was like five pounds.
466
:She was a tiny little poodle.
467
:And I had we, and we had peta and so.
468
:One morning, I, I got up and, you know,
first thing in the morning when you
469
:take the dogs out, you know, you're
not wearing your bra, your hair is
470
:tall and, and saying hi to Jesus.
471
:And I was wearing my fuzzy slippers and
my fuzzy sweatpants and you know, just
472
:standing out there, waiting on my three
dogs to pee and peta jerks on her leash
473
:and breaks it, it just breaks in half.
474
:Like it was a piece of,
of, of, of paper, right?
475
:And she takes off running down
the, this road, the down this main
476
:road and she's gone in a flash.
477
:So I'm standing there and so I scoop
up the, the poodle under one arm and
478
:I scoop up window under the other
arm and I start padding down the
479
:street to go towards her, right?
480
:Because I didn't know what else to do.
481
:And so this lady in A CRV sees what's
happening, And so she gets down to
482
:where PETA is and kind of corrals
her back up to me and I catch her.
483
:So when I catch her, I now have
a window on a leash behind me and
484
:a, and a small dog under each arm.
485
:I have PETA under one arm
and Lacey under the other.
486
:And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm shuffling
back to my apartment because I'm
487
:wearing fuzzy slippers, remind you.
488
:And I'm standing out on the sidewalk
now, and this lady in the C RV had
489
:turned around and she comes back she
stops in the middle of the street and
490
:she goes, Hey dog lady, which, you
know, three dogs in my person that,
491
:that's a, that's a fair assessment.
492
:And I expected to say, do you need help?
493
:Uh, you know, something like that.
494
:But she says, Hey, dog lady.
495
:Does that dog have eyebrows?
496
:Because the night before we had
been playing around with peanut and
497
:we had drawn, she's blonde, and we
had painted very brown eyebrows on
498
:her forehead and not removed them.
499
:So what do you say to that?
500
:And I was like, yes.
501
:Dash: You're gonna have to
get that picture to me, so,
502
:Beck: Does that dog have eyebrows?
503
:Dash: yeah, exactly.
504
:She does.
505
:And I just really don't
506
:have a good excuse for why,
507
:Beck: Oh God.
508
:That was one of the funniest
things that's ever happened to
509
:me.
510
:Dash: and also just like this image of
you in your fuzzy slippers and pajama
511
:pants and tall hair with a, with a
teacup sized animal under each arm, just.
512
:The sidewalk
513
:Beck: And Peter was gone, she was
like three blocks down the road before
514
:I even like got around the corner.
515
:Um, I, I don't think I would've
516
:got her back if the lady in
the C RV hadn't helped me.
517
:'cause she was just like.
518
:Dash: and,
519
:and knowing where you lived there, like
520
:after house main road businesses,
521
:every layer of that
story gets funnier to me.
522
:The more I think about it,
that's the life of a pet owner.
523
:Man.
524
:You gotta say goodbye to your pride.
525
:Beck: Can you imagine that lady telling
the story, her version of that story?
526
:Dash: I
527
:absolutely can.
528
:Beck: Yeah, I was just driving along
and all of a sudden I got passed by a
529
:chihuahua with eyebrows.
530
:that's funny.
531
:Dash: And the crazy pants
weirdo that lost it.
532
:Beck: Dog lady.
533
:Yeah, that was me.
534
:Dash: Yeah.
535
:You're
536
:somebody's meme, you know, like
537
:you're somebody's cryptid
538
:Beck: forevermore.
539
:They looked for the pajama and dog lady.
540
:Dash: Uh, I, I saw somebody,
uh, with their kitten in a
541
:baby carrier on the front of
542
:them, like that turned outward, right?
543
:So the cat was seeing
whatever they were doing.
544
:Um, and I'm just like, oh my God,
I, I know that at least two of
545
:my four would actually love that.
546
:Beck: Yeah, I would love
to have a cat again.
547
:And Shannon asked me like yesterday
if I wanted to get a kitten,
548
:and I was like, absolutely not.
549
:That is the last thing we
need is another animal.
550
:We just, you know what I mean?
551
:We we're, we're gonna go the first
thing we did was plan a, a trip to
552
:Chicago because we haven't, with baby,
we have been stuck in this apartment.
553
:Like for, like, I would, I would do
it forever if she would've stayed.
554
:But we have been kind of stuck in this
apartment because every four hours
555
:she has to go and she can't travel.
556
:So the first thing we did
was plan a trip to Chicago,
557
:which we're gonna go in February.
558
:So
559
:Dash: Cool.
560
:Beck: I'm excited.
561
:Yeah.
562
:Something to look forward to.
563
:Dash: Did you pick Chicago
just out of randomly or
564
:Beck: No, one of my, one of
my very best friends lives
565
:there we go see her stay at her
566
:house.
567
:Yeah.
568
:Right.
569
:It's, she lives just north
of, of, of Chicago now.
570
:She lives in one of the
suburbs, um, where the
571
:Six Flags of Chicago is.
572
:She lives like three blocks from there.
573
:Dash: Sweet.
574
:Beck: yeah,
575
:Dash: I, I've been to Chicago
several times, but not in a way that
576
:like allowed me to experience it.
577
:It was always a conference or something.
578
:Work related.
579
:Beck: I've got to be
580
:touristy and it's a lot of fun.
581
:It's my favorite city.
582
:Granted, I haven't been to
a lot of cities, um, but
583
:it's my favorite one so far.
584
:Dash: Well, I
585
:did do a touristy thing there once I went
to a show, but we just like drove up the
586
:night of, went to the show, we stayed
in a hostel and left the next morning.
587
:Beck: Yeah.
588
:Dash: But yeah, uh, I actually was
thinking about visiting Chicago
589
:the other day just because I've
got a couple friends there too.
590
:I think is still there.
591
:Beck: Oh, wow.
592
:Yeah, I don't think he
ever really liked me, so,
593
:Dash: It's hard to tell.
594
:Beck: yeah.
595
:Dash: Um, like they were times when
he, well, we were coworkers so I don't
596
:know that we were ever friends, but
we are friendly or have been friendly.
597
:You kind of trauma bond in a way when
you when you were coworkers in the
598
:kind of work that we did in the system
that we did because it was just such
599
:a homophobic, transphobic environment.
600
:There
601
:Beck: Yeah,
602
:Dash: back in the day, L-G-B-T-Q stuff.
603
:Being sort of like shoved into spaces
that were historically about or devoted
604
:to, like racial and ethnic Yeah, racial
diversity and stuff that caused tension.
605
:That caused problems.
606
:And, you know, it's like we knew why
it was done, but it made it so much
607
:harder to make any kind of headway.
608
:And so that office there that we were
in suffered a lot from it, from that.
609
:Beck: Right.
610
:I always generally liked that guy.
611
:Um, but we had a friend in common and I
took her out, uh, we took her out for her
612
:birthday one time and he tagged along and
he was very rude to the wait, wait staff.
613
:And that really, I can't handle
a person that's rude to wait
614
:staff that is just tells me
everything I need to know about you.
615
:Dash: yeah.
616
:like when you told me that story,
I was like, I can absolutely see
617
:that and I've seen similar things,
but nothing, I don't think I saw
618
:anything to the degree of that.
619
:And that's, that is kind of how
he is when he feels like somebody
620
:is getting the upper hand.
621
:Like if he get, it gets embarrassed
in some way or something.
622
:Like if he didn't know, if there's
something he didn't know, he will
623
:try to make somebody else feel small.
624
:Beck: Yeah,
625
:' Dash: cause he did that to me
a couple of times and I was
626
:like, oh, you can't be trusted.
627
:Oh, okay.
628
:Beck: But I have found that
to be true with some gay men.
629
:They just
630
:don't like women in
631
:Dash: Oh, speaking of fucking messy gays,
especially of the middle class variety or
632
:the upper mi, upper middle class variety.
633
:' uh, Las Culturistas, this is some
podcast t or do you know that podcast
634
:Beck: huh.
635
:Dash: Las Culturistas?
636
:Well, you would think that they're,
uh, Latinx, but they're not.
637
:Um, it's a white dude, uh, named
Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang,
638
:who was the Saturday Night Live
639
:guy.
640
:Uh, I think they started this podcast
before he was on SNL, but I don't know.
641
:Anyway, for whatever reason, Matt Rogers.
642
:Decided to just tell all of their
millions of listeners not to donate
643
:or support Jasmine Crockett's,
bid for, is she a senator?
644
:What she's running for?
645
:Beck: Uh, that's what she's running for.
646
:Yeah.
647
:Dash: just for no re I mean, well, I know
648
:why he, he's like, , well, she's a
Zionist, so you shouldn't support her.
649
:What the fuck?
650
:Like, why would you just decide that?
651
:You need to weigh in on that as not a
black woman, not someone who lives in
652
:that district and not a Palestinian
or, uh, somebody who lives in Israel.
653
:What the fuck?
654
:Beck: Well, white men tend to
do that, have opinions on things
655
:that have no bearing on them.
656
:Dash: And that's exactly it.
657
:That's what, that's what I was
658
:thinking.
659
:It's like, you know, not every opinion
660
:needs to be voiced.
661
:Right.
662
:Beck: Yeah.
663
:Dash: You know, not every thought that
you have needs to come out your mouth.
664
:Right.
665
:But they don't, they honestly
think like, oh, I need to say this.
666
:It's the dumbest thing
anybody's ever heard.
667
:Beck: we center our entire
culture around white men.
668
:You know what I mean?
669
:Like they are the dominant
paradigm in every kind of
670
:configuration that you can think of.
671
:And we center them.
672
:They're, they're.
673
:In positions of power, um,
overwhelmingly that they shouldn't be.
674
:Um, they're represented in places
of power where they shouldn't be.
675
:they have a, a voice on things
they shouldn't have a voice on.
676
:Often, like for example, you'll never see
a, a group of 30 white women making laws
677
:against white, uh, against women's bodies.
678
:Period.
679
:You know, laws, state laws don't
change for men when you cross
680
:state lines, but they do for women.
681
:And that is the, that is, that is men
and specifically white men, because
682
:those are our lawmakers that have done
that, you know, and all over the place.
683
:We see men out of, in, in
power, out of proportion.
684
:And so they think that every
opinion they have is, is,
685
:gospel and that we should all care
about it when a lot of us just don't.
686
:Dash: Just it.
687
:Yeah.
688
:Don't, don't, I don't care.
689
:But the way that you couldn't torture
something like that out of me, I, I get
690
:on edge anytime I hear one of 'em go hot.
691
:Take like, okay, there, there's
only so many outcomes here.
692
:One is you're probably gonna say
something totally fucking normal, right?
693
:Like, I'm tired of people going hot.
694
:Take a war is bad,
695
:Beck: right,
696
:Dash: shut up.
697
:But conversely an actual
hot take on something ain't
698
:got nothing to do with you.
699
:Are you sure this needs to be said?
700
:Like, are we 100% positive that not only
this has to be said, but it has to be
701
:said by you right now in this moment?
702
:Because, you know, shutting
the fuck up is an option.
703
:Beck: Yeah.
704
:It sure enough is, do you, do
you follow Heather Cox Richardson
705
:Dash: Yes.
706
:Beck: in, in the last couple of days
she's been talking about Minneapolis and
707
:she pointed out that the, the outrage
that a lot of white people are feeling,
708
:um, that she was shot unceremoniously
and they're lying about it.
709
:That is something that
communities of color
710
:have been dealing with for
decades, Yeah, just the incredulous
711
:that people are coming to
712
:this with, it's just like,
now, you know, you know, the,
713
:the communities of color
have not been lying about
714
:this.
715
:Dash: and it's been televised,
it's on whatever, but somebody
716
:said, uh, they're now killing
innocent citizens in the street.
717
:Now.
718
:You mean from your perspective,
this is a recent development?
719
:Beck: Yeah.
720
:Dash: Just this year.
721
:She's not even the first one this year.
722
:Uh, what was it, the ninth, January 9th?
723
:I don't know what day
724
:that was that it happened.
725
:Wait, no, that was yesterday.
726
:It was very early this year and she,
727
:Beck: my last few days
are kind of scrambled,
728
:Dash: yeah.
729
:it was the seventh, it
730
:was Wednesday that she was killed.
731
:She's not even the first one.
732
:That ICE killed this year killed
Keith Porter in Los Angeles.
733
:on a, I think it was a New Year's,
a New Year's celebration type thing.
734
:He had a, a rifle, he was firing as part
of his celebration or whatever, and they
735
:killed him for it 'cause they said.
736
:Beck: as people do.
737
:Dash: As people, do you know what
fucking they, I don't know why we
738
:can't celebrate and without shooting
something or blowing something up,
739
:but that's just how America is.
740
:Beck: Yeah.
741
:Dash: until it's a brown person
trying to do it, which he was,
742
:it's, it's fine and dandy,
743
:Beck: I think about, um, new Year's
:
744
:and her mom, and from 99 to 2000
and, and at midnight we were out in
745
:the middle of the street and her mom
746
:was shooting a gun, Like that's
out in the, out in the country.
747
:That's normal, like,
748
:Dash: like firing a gun, it's,
well, it's fun that, it's exciting.
749
:That's one of the reasons why,
it's part of celebrations, right?
750
:It's just kind of a, a
751
:you don't do it every day type of thing.
752
:You know, obviously there's
still protesting here.
753
:two more people were shot,
in Portland Thursday.
754
:exact same circumstances.
755
:the ice agent was blocking the car.
756
:Another, so this is what they do.
757
:And I, I don't know, I'll post
it in in the show notes because
758
:it was hard for me to find.
759
:But I remember, so in 2014 there
was an article about how ice,
760
:has a pattern of this, this
particular thing keeps happening.
761
:Remember how even this, this one
motherfucker that killed her said
762
:like, yeah, this already happened to
me once before I was dragged by a car.
763
:It's because this is a tactic
that they employ and it's
764
:taught to them in training.
765
:One blocks the vehicle in the
front, another one gives them the
766
:direction to move and harasses them
and stresses them out or whatever.
767
:And then the second the vehicle starts
to move, the one in front opens fire.
768
:But there was an article in 2014.
769
:That, linked to an actual
CBP, report on this tactic.
770
:Customs border Patrol, like this is an
internal memo about the fact that this is
771
:actually something they're trained to do.
772
:so then on this, the, the very
next day, Thursday on the eighth,
773
:a couple two people were shot,
in the exact same scenario.
774
:This is about to turn into
a conspiracy theory podcast,
775
:but like they are instigators.
776
:like we used to say,
don't start something.
777
:There won't be nothing.
778
:Beck: Right.
779
:Don't start no shit.
780
:Won't be no shit.
781
:Dash: That's right.
782
:And if somebody does start it, you finish
783
:it.
784
:That's it.
785
:Beck: Yeah.
786
:Dash: Anyway, I am gonna get
a gun and a HAM radio now
787
:start fortifying my basement.
788
:I'm gonna,
789
:I'm gonna become, uh, Nick Ferman's
character in the third episode of
790
:the first season of the Last of
791
:Us.
792
:Beck: That's very specific.
793
:Dash: You haven't seen that, have you?
794
:Beck: No.
795
:Dash: I mean,
796
:here's what I'll say.
797
:You don't need to.
798
:The beauty of that is that it's, you
don't really need to be a fan of the rest.
799
:You don't even have to watch
the rest of the season.
800
:'cause it's a standalone episode
and he plays, it's a queer couple.
801
:It's this like elder gay couple.
802
:And he discovers he's gay in the
apocalypse, but he had been one
803
:of these motherfuckers, right?
804
:Like the don't tread on me, hide in a
basement, type of guy who said he was
805
:prepping for this, but he survives the
apocalypse or the zombie apocalypse then
806
:he gets to know himself and then he meets
this guy and falls in love with him.
807
:It's a fantastic episode.
808
:but yeah, that he was like a basement
dweller, had a gun collection,
809
:like, don't tread on me, new
world order, blah, blah, blah.
810
:And then when the, the like
officers came, he just hid from him.
811
:He didn't do
812
:Beck: Yeah.
813
:that's something I, I don't understand
that the, all the don't tread on me.
814
:Uh, second amendment gun rights bullshit.
815
:You know, in case of a tyrannical
government people, we have a tyrannical
816
:government right in front of us,
and they are just kissing the asses.
817
:They're licking the boots of,
of everybody stomping through.
818
:You know, it, it's disgusting to me.
819
:The thin blue line hats that
820
:some of them wear and that kind of thing.
821
:You know, you're not supposed
to be pro-police, you know, like
822
:Dash: Police is like hr.
823
:They ain't nobody's friend except for the
824
:system.
825
:Beck: Yeah, exactly.
826
:Dash: Like the police
are, are the Karen hrs of
827
:society, the racist, Karen, hr, and
828
:Beck: Carries a gun.
829
:Dash: right, and, and you're doing it
because you think that they'll spare you.
830
:That's just be honest.
831
:and it's not gonna work.
832
:Fuck em.
833
:Fuck em, fuck em.
834
:Beck: It is the right
time to be pissed off.
835
:I just don't see how this country's gonna
survive another three years under Trump.
836
:Dash: yeah.
837
:I don't think that's the plan.
838
:Like, I don't think that surely they don't
actually think that that's what would
839
:be the result of what they're doing is
840
:Beck: Right.
841
:What do you think of all the Trump 2028
842
:bullshit?
843
:Dash: if that man is alive in 2028.
844
:I wanna find out what devil he sold
his soul to, to make that happen.
845
:Uh,
846
:Beck: Well, he
847
:Dash: like,
848
:Beck: to be who he is.
849
:Dash: I mean, he's the
definition of a useful idiot.
850
:And you know, who warned Republicans
that this was going to happen was
851
:a Republican, Barry Goldwater in
the seventies said, if you let
852
:these fucking crazy fear-mongering,
religious right evangelical nut
853
:jobs have control of the Republican
party, they will elect a populist
854
:and that'll be the end of it, right?
855
:Not just the end of the Republican
party, but the end of American politics.
856
:And he was absolutely right.
857
:That's what's happening.
858
:Beck: Yeah,
859
:Dash: Well, it doesn't matter.
860
:Whatever.
861
:I'll put some resources in for
people who want to help out and then
862
:maybe we'll just stop talking about
things that make us mad for a minute.
863
:Beck: Okay.
864
:I think I've had every emotion
865
:possible this week.
866
:Dash: Yeah.
867
:Yeah.
868
:And keep being kind of
pleasantly surprised by how
869
:much I can stand, you know,
870
:Beck: Yeah.
871
:Dash: don't know if it's a good thing yet,
but still kicking for better or worse.
872
:Beck: There's something to that.
873
:Dash: Yep.
874
:Beck: Nearly everybody I know has died.
875
:So there's something to be said for being
876
:alive.
877
:I,
878
:Dash: Yeah, they're gonna send
me to the Mayo Clinic to try
879
:to figure out what's wrong with
880
:Beck: I saw that.
881
:You know, I have a friend that goes
there, um, and she has a very rare,
882
:it produces tumors in her bodies,
whatever the, the illness is.
883
:she's had like eight tumors
removed or something like
884
:that over the last few years.
885
:but they're very good at
finding out when things
886
:strange are wrong with you.
887
:That's the place you need to be going.
888
:So I'm glad your doctor was
like, let's get you there.
889
:Dash: Yeah.
890
:Yeah.
891
:She sent me a message, said
that, and I was like, well, Lord,
892
:what in the hell?
893
:Okay.
894
:Although ICE is there now, the
one in Rochester, that's what
895
:the one where they're gonna
send me ice is there right now.
896
:Because a lot of the doctors
who work there are immigrants.
897
:Beck: Even the doctors aren't safe.
898
:Dash: Oh, no.
899
:Mm-hmm.
900
:so, uh, no, nobody,
901
:nobody is safe.
902
:from them.
903
:But it's more about like how
easily they can gain access to you.
904
:So if there's a place where
there's a concentration of either.
905
:Homeless people or people who have
fewer resources, um, like a reservation.
906
:that's how they're getting indigenous
folks is they're under vagrancy.
907
:Beck: Where are they sending indigenous
908
:folks?
909
:Where are they deporting them to?
910
:Dash: They're not, deporting anybody.
911
:They're not, they're not these.
912
:So ICE is not deporting these folks.
913
:They're putting them in centers,
they're staying in America, they're
914
:going to centers, or they're going to
that, uh, that place that 60 Minutes
915
:tried to hide the piece about, you
remember what I'm talking about?
916
:Beck: No.
917
:Dash: Okay, so this is a whole
nother media thing, but, um, so CBS
918
:has a new director of programming
named Barry Bari Weiss, who is a
919
:queer woman, but is like wildly
conservative and racist and reactionary.
920
:and 60 Minutes had been making a piece
on the place in El Salvador where they're
921
:deporting quote unquote people too,
and it's a fucking concentration camp.
922
:And so 60 Minutes was all
set to air this piece.
923
:And Bari Weiss, she, um, scrapped it, but
she didn't, I guess, I guess she forgot
924
:that Canada exists and c and and CBS airs
in other places, and that VPNs exist.
925
:And so people, somebody in Canada
saw it air and actually recorded it.
926
:So you can watch it now.
927
:I can't remember the
name of the fac C cot.
928
:C-E-C-O-T, which is, yeah,
in El, in El Salvador.
929
:it's, there's PBS now there's
a news hour piece about it.
930
:So it, it accidentally aired in Canada,
is what they're called saying happened.
931
:no, I don't wanna, I love UPPS, but I
don't have time to donate right now.
932
:The El Salvador prison called the
Terrorism Confinement Center, in English
933
:is where they're sending these folks.
934
:And it is, it's just a
torture camp, basically.
935
:Beck: That's crazy.
936
:Like who
937
:are we?
938
:Dash: well, I mean, I think it's
starting to become more obvious because,
939
:you know, Linga, Auschwitz, daca.
940
:Birkenfeld all.
941
:They weren't in Germany.
942
:There's a, there's a really great movie
about the, the way I don't, I don't
943
:know how, what to really call this,
the movie's called Zone of Interest,
944
:which is what they called the towns
or the locations that they would scout
945
:to decide to put a concentration camp.
946
:And so like, they obviously couldn't
be in Germany because it would be too
947
:in the face of the, of the Germans.
948
:And it could, it could tip them
over into outrage or rebellion.
949
:You, there's a book by Manuel
Castels that we read when we were
950
:in theory there called, um, uh,
networks of Outrage and Hope.
951
:Do you remember this?
952
:Beck: I do, but I've read so many.
953
:I don't remember the book very well.
954
:Dash: yeah.
955
:And, and it's not super applicable
because it's about like.
956
:Wall
957
:Street, uh, you know, 99% or whatever it
was like that, that whole time period.
958
:But it, he did a great job of
talking about the tipping point, the
959
:moment that outrage becomes action.
960
:and so there's that, that was what was
the takeaway for me about that book.
961
:but so like that, if, if they had
had the camps in Germany, they
962
:were risking that tipping point.
963
:It was two in your face.
964
:The, the people couldn't safely ignore it.
965
:So the zones of interest were in either
occupied areas or allied areas around
966
:Europe, and they would put a camp there.
967
:And this movie is, um, shot on, it's,
it's just a regular old family, right?
968
:He's a, Nazi officer.
969
:I think he's commandant of the
camp, but they never show the camp.
970
:You can hear it.
971
:Sometimes you hear maybe gunshots
are screaming in the, in the
972
:very back distance of a shot.
973
:You could see maybe the smokestack
coming up from the crematorium.
974
:But it's, it's so fucking
unnerving to watch this family
975
:go about their daily life.
976
:Their house servants are the
people with the shaved heads and
977
:the striped pajamas and shit.
978
:And it, it's very much about like, you
could be these people, any of us could be
979
:these people because almost all of us are
looking for an out or a way to not have to
980
:look directly at the horrors, especially
if we think we might be spared from them.
981
:Beck: Right.
982
:Dash: And I've been think, I've been
thinking about that movie a lot lately,
983
:especially after this, um, this 60
minutes thing about the concentration
984
:camp in El Salvador was, of course,
they didn't want us to see it.
985
:Hm.
986
:But that's where they're,
that's what they're doing.
987
:They're not deporting anybody because
obviously, I mean, most of these people
988
:are citizens, and if they're not citizens,
they just have never lived anywhere else.
989
:Beck: Right.
990
:Dash: And why else would they want
to revoke birthright citizenship They
991
:want to, they wanna be able to send
their political enemies to these camps.
992
:That's the end goal.
993
:And they're sneaking in through
this immigration policy.
994
:Bullshit and ICE is the Gestapo, and
you cannot convince me otherwise.
995
:Beck: I agree with you completely.
996
:Dash: back to Heather
Cox, Richardson's point.
997
:They're killing white people now.
998
:Beck: Yeah.
999
:Dash: where's the Second Amendment people?
:
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,730
I think I know where they are.
:
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,200
I think they're in ice.
:
00:44:36,172 --> 00:44:37,222
Beck: Yeah, for real.
:
00:44:37,728 --> 00:44:39,618
Dash: we didn't do a very good
job of changing the subject.
:
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,830
Beck: Well, I think sometimes we
just gotta talk about, you know.
:
00:44:45,086 --> 00:44:45,786
the things that are
:
00:44:45,786 --> 00:44:46,146
happening.
:
00:44:46,557 --> 00:44:46,977
Dash: I know.
:
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,012
I did try to think of something goofy to
:
00:44:49,012 --> 00:44:51,352
do though for today's, uh, sponsor.
:
00:44:51,352 --> 00:44:51,892
So,
:
00:44:52,171 --> 00:44:57,426
maybe now is a good time to hear
from the Shakespeare of the Hollerer.
:
00:44:59,256 --> 00:45:03,126
Now is the winter of
our god dang discontent.
:
00:45:05,496 --> 00:45:06,966
it's cold as hell, y'all.
:
00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,936
The wind comes down the holler,
like a debt collector for
:
00:45:09,936 --> 00:45:11,226
a generation's old account.
:
00:45:11,226 --> 00:45:16,296
We can't possibly settle once was
promised spring warm and decent.
:
00:45:16,326 --> 00:45:17,856
They said it'd be early this year.
:
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,086
They said that last year too.
:
00:45:19,176 --> 00:45:21,456
Spring is a liar and should be ashamed.
:
00:45:22,819 --> 00:45:26,479
The mountain just sits there judging
us in silence, like it knows we didn't
:
00:45:26,479 --> 00:45:30,349
bring enough firewood, but it is gonna
let us figure that out the hard way.
:
00:45:30,912 --> 00:45:32,322
The radio says sunshine.
:
00:45:32,322 --> 00:45:33,732
The sky says bullshit.
:
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:38,082
The weather app says it's 34 degrees
because it's a liar, and it's on the
:
00:45:38,082 --> 00:45:43,244
take from big chem trail . I, who
was not made for this nonsense, nor
:
00:45:43,454 --> 00:45:47,624
designed for ice on the steps, must now
perform the ancient rituals of winter.
:
00:45:48,104 --> 00:45:49,634
Somehow slipping but not falling.
:
00:45:49,754 --> 00:45:52,514
Falling, but not telling anybody
and staring at the thermostat
:
00:45:52,514 --> 00:45:53,684
like it might change its mind.
:
00:45:54,114 --> 00:45:55,104
We have shoveled snow.
:
00:45:55,104 --> 00:45:56,094
We didn't ask for.
:
00:45:56,124 --> 00:45:58,254
We have salted walkways
that laughed at us.
:
00:45:58,404 --> 00:46:01,998
We have worn every shirt we own at
the same time and still been cold in
:
00:46:01,998 --> 00:46:06,161
the elbow . We We have stood in the
doorway saying, well, it's not that bad.
:
00:46:06,161 --> 00:46:07,541
While actively suffering.
:
00:46:07,768 --> 00:46:11,278
Yet we still endure with soup,
too hot coffee, too strong,
:
00:46:11,278 --> 00:46:13,198
and cat fur pocked blankets.
:
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:18,118
So let winter rage on if it must let
the pipes knock like they're haunted.
:
00:46:18,388 --> 00:46:21,868
Let the truck not start for no
reason at all for the winter of our
:
00:46:21,868 --> 00:46:23,938
discontent shall pass eventually.
:
00:46:24,058 --> 00:46:27,957
And if it don't, we'll sit right here and
just complain about it A little louder.
:
00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:28,677
Amen.
:
00:46:33,897 --> 00:46:35,337
It is actually not that cold here.
:
00:46:37,604 --> 00:46:41,734
Beck: Yeah, it was in the sixties
yesterday here, but now it's like 25.
:
00:46:42,108 --> 00:46:46,128
Dash: Yeah, I mean it's, it's 20
here, but that's kind of warm for
:
00:46:47,028 --> 00:46:49,068
this part of, you know, Minnesota.
:
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,320
I don't wanna jinx it though,
because everybody kept going
:
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,910
like, oh, last winter was so mild.
:
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,110
This winter's gonna be terrible.
:
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,180
Last winter was way worse than this one.
:
00:46:56,180 --> 00:47:01,220
By this point, there were feet of snow
on the ground by January last year.
:
00:47:01,926 --> 00:47:05,436
Beck: We, we don't have any snow at
all in our, in our vicinity right now.
:
00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:10,506
Um, there are baby's footprints all over
my yard in the mud, and that makes me sad.
:
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:15,696
But yeah, memories of her are everywhere.
:
00:47:15,696 --> 00:47:18,576
Shannon doesn't wanna mop the floor
because it was real muddy the last day,
:
00:47:18,906 --> 00:47:21,996
and when we brought her in from going
outside, there's footprints on the
:
00:47:21,996 --> 00:47:23,256
floor in the living room,
:
00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:25,716
so we have a dirty floor right now.
:
00:47:25,746 --> 00:47:27,666
'cause I, we don't wanna
get rid of her footprints.
:
00:47:28,649 --> 00:47:30,194
Dash: You gotta, you
gotta clean the floor.
:
00:47:30,194 --> 00:47:30,764
I'm sorry.
:
00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:31,887
Beck: Yeah.
:
00:47:31,887 --> 00:47:34,827
We'll, we'll, ain't
hurting nothing right now.
:
00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:36,614
Dash: No, it's not.
:
00:47:37,197 --> 00:47:38,487
And people have done much weirder
:
00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:39,837
things because they were sad.
:
00:47:40,644 --> 00:47:41,184
Beck: Yeah.
:
00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:42,948
a little mud on the floor
ain't never hurt nobody.
:
00:47:49,197 --> 00:47:50,697
I am not ready for school to start.
:
00:47:50,697 --> 00:47:51,417
I'm really not.
:
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:52,857
Mentally, I'm not prepared.
:
00:47:53,967 --> 00:47:55,917
If I had like two more
weeks, I would be good.
:
00:47:55,917 --> 00:47:57,447
I think like two more weeks.
:
00:47:57,807 --> 00:48:01,287
But alas, I do not get two more weeks.
:
00:48:01,864 --> 00:48:02,084
Dash: No
:
00:48:02,556 --> 00:48:05,796
Beck: But where I'm teaching one,
one class online, I only have three
:
00:48:05,796 --> 00:48:07,416
classes on campus this semester.
:
00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:09,816
So that makes it, um, not as rough.
:
00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:13,866
t on Tuesdays I have class at:on Tuesdays and Thursdays I have
:
00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:16,236
class at::
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:16,818
Dash: Oh.
:
00:48:17,233 --> 00:48:17,683
Beck: Yeah,
:
00:48:17,931 --> 00:48:18,951
Dash: that sucks.
:
00:48:18,951 --> 00:48:19,191
Beck: yeah.
:
00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:22,011
But it's gonna make me be on campus
and do some writing on Tuesdays
:
00:48:22,011 --> 00:48:23,511
and Thursdays, no matter what I do.
:
00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:26,781
So I'm gonna do my office
hours on Tuesdays, which is
:
00:48:26,781 --> 00:48:28,521
just more time sitting around.
:
00:48:28,521 --> 00:48:31,491
But, I can go to my office
for a couple of hours and, and
:
00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:32,211
work there.
:
00:48:32,613 --> 00:48:33,603
so I'm make it work.
:
00:48:33,963 --> 00:48:35,823
And on Mondays, I don't have
to be there till four 30.
:
00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:36,513
So
:
00:48:37,896 --> 00:48:40,746
Dash: You could, um, you could
go for walks and stuff too.
:
00:48:41,081 --> 00:48:42,011
Beck: in this winter
:
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,993
Dash: Do y'all get
memberships to the gym there?
:
00:48:45,102 --> 00:48:45,552
I'm not saying
:
00:48:45,552 --> 00:48:46,157
you should go to the gym.
:
00:48:47,855 --> 00:48:48,035
Beck: it.
:
00:48:48,475 --> 00:48:48,765
Dash: Okay.
:
00:48:49,715 --> 00:48:50,375
Beck: I'll cut you off.
:
00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:52,325
Like my friend that made me,
that sent me the link for the
:
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:53,915
Biggest Loser application.
:
00:48:54,695 --> 00:48:55,715
I haven't talked to that bit.
:
00:48:55,745 --> 00:48:56,435
Oh yeah.
:
00:48:56,495 --> 00:48:58,475
I haven't talked to that
bitch in like 20 years.
:
00:48:58,879 --> 00:49:00,049
I'm still pissed about that.
:
00:49:00,349 --> 00:49:00,979
Not 20 years.
:
00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:01,472
Dash: What a
:
00:49:01,669 --> 00:49:02,689
Beck: years since I talked to her.
:
00:49:02,995 --> 00:49:03,945
Dash: Jesus Christ.
:
00:49:04,847 --> 00:49:06,492
Beck: Yeah, That's one of
the most rude things people,
:
00:49:06,492 --> 00:49:07,692
anybody, has ever done to me.
:
00:49:07,692 --> 00:49:11,082
Dash: Yeah, you can't, again, pe
people are out here just doing
:
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:13,482
stuff of their own free will that
you couldn't torture me into doing.
:
00:49:13,795 --> 00:49:14,305
Beck: Right.
:
00:49:14,305 --> 00:49:17,935
People just like to be mean and I
don't, I'll never understand it.
:
00:49:18,352 --> 00:49:20,062
Dash: I don't, I mean,
I remember there have
:
00:49:20,062 --> 00:49:23,422
been times in my life when I have
been in a lot of pain and being mean,
:
00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:29,182
felt good, or at least felt like
a distraction from being in pain.
:
00:49:30,363 --> 00:49:32,197
You bring a noun of Appalachian interest
:
00:49:32,271 --> 00:49:36,621
Beck: I did, um, Shanna insisted
that I do a particular one this
:
00:49:36,621 --> 00:49:37,041
week.
:
00:49:37,401 --> 00:49:40,131
So this one is dedicated to my wife.
:
00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:41,241
All right.
:
00:49:41,418 --> 00:49:45,468
This week's noun of Appalachian interest
is clogs and no, we're not talking
:
00:49:45,468 --> 00:49:48,198
about crocs, not foam, not sport mode.
:
00:49:48,451 --> 00:49:51,751
we mean the shoes that you dance in,
the loud ones, the ones that turn
:
00:49:51,751 --> 00:49:55,351
your feet into percussion instruments
and make the floor part of the band.
:
00:49:55,861 --> 00:49:58,914
Real clogs are made for clogging,
which is a folk dance where your
:
00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:00,444
shoes do most of the talking.
:
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:04,194
The heel hits, the toe taps,
and suddenly the dancers lowers.
:
00:50:04,194 --> 00:50:06,864
Half is keeping time
better than a metronome.
:
00:50:07,274 --> 00:50:11,234
The goal isn't grace so much as rhythm
arms are mostly along for the ride,
:
00:50:11,234 --> 00:50:12,854
just trying to stay out of trouble.
:
00:50:13,394 --> 00:50:16,724
Clogging shows up anywhere there's
old time or bluegrass music, and
:
00:50:16,724 --> 00:50:18,164
a floor that hasn't been warned.
:
00:50:18,554 --> 00:50:22,184
It's especially at home in Appalachia,
and fun fact, it's the official state
:
00:50:22,184 --> 00:50:24,344
dance in both Kentucky and North Carolina.
:
00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:27,284
If that doesn't tell you how
serious this is, nothing will.
:
00:50:27,884 --> 00:50:31,694
And while clogging often gets framed
into as the single rural tradition, it's
:
00:50:31,694 --> 00:50:33,704
actually a mashup of a lot of histories.
:
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:37,694
The steps carry influences from
Irish, Scottish, and English dance,
:
00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:41,444
along with African American buck
dancing and native movement styles
:
00:50:41,684 --> 00:50:43,634
all blended together over generations.
:
00:50:43,634 --> 00:50:47,564
What started in living rooms with
furniture shoved aside, turned into
:
00:50:47,564 --> 00:50:51,914
dance halls, festivals, and competition,
it's still all about the community.
:
00:50:51,914 --> 00:50:55,394
Every time somebody pulls out those
clogs or starts stomping, they're
:
00:50:55,394 --> 00:50:59,594
carrying a whole lot of Appalachian
memory with them boldly, loudly,
:
00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:00,914
proudly, and right on the beat.
:
00:51:01,584 --> 00:51:04,584
Uh, team clogging really took off
in the mountains of North Carolina
:
00:51:04,584 --> 00:51:07,821
in the early 19 hundreds, starting
with square dancing groups.
:
00:51:08,061 --> 00:51:12,048
One famous group even danced at the
White House in::
00:51:12,048 --> 00:51:15,558
that if you stomp with confidence,
eventually the government notices.
:
00:51:16,338 --> 00:51:19,458
Today clogging shows up at
festivals, fairs and competitions
:
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:22,188
where teams stomp it out for
prizes and pride through it all.
:
00:51:22,428 --> 00:51:26,238
The clogs stay loud and unapologetic
with no interest in being subtle.
:
00:51:26,538 --> 00:51:28,968
So here's the clogs, the shoes
that don't whisper, don't
:
00:51:28,968 --> 00:51:30,408
apologize and remind us that.
:
00:51:30,408 --> 00:51:33,828
an Appalachia, sometimes it's the best
music, comes straight from the feet.
:
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:35,915
Dash: Awesome.
:
00:51:36,650 --> 00:51:38,030
I totally forgotten about that.
:
00:51:38,242 --> 00:51:40,372
Beck: We were discussing what I
should do for the noun this week.
:
00:51:40,402 --> 00:51:43,312
'cause I don't have any extras written
up right now, which I usually do.
:
00:51:43,312 --> 00:51:44,062
I write a few ahead of
:
00:51:44,062 --> 00:51:44,392
time.
:
00:51:44,782 --> 00:51:47,182
Um, so I was gonna have to write
one and she was like, clogging.
:
00:51:47,182 --> 00:51:49,252
And I was like, well that's
a verb that ain't gonna work.
:
00:51:49,657 --> 00:51:51,622
And, And,
:
00:51:51,622 --> 00:51:52,072
she tried to
:
00:51:52,165 --> 00:51:52,505
Dash: you know,
:
00:51:53,362 --> 00:51:54,802
Beck: two clog was not a verb.
:
00:51:54,802 --> 00:51:56,182
And I'm like, I'm pretty
sure that makes it a
:
00:51:56,182 --> 00:51:56,602
verb.
:
00:51:57,005 --> 00:51:58,815
Dash: that is, it's called an infinit.
:
00:52:00,775 --> 00:52:02,755
Beck: but yeah, clogging
is big in West Virginia,
:
00:52:02,988 --> 00:52:03,498
Dash: Cool.
:
00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:07,402
The, we would like horse around
and do it when I was in college,
:
00:52:07,612 --> 00:52:11,452
um, which is now that I think
about it, just really strange.
:
00:52:11,782 --> 00:52:13,912
Of course, we also would sit
around and drum, we would
:
00:52:13,912 --> 00:52:15,202
have drum circles and stuff.
:
00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:15,532
Like,
:
00:52:16,029 --> 00:52:16,379
Beck: right.
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Dash: I think, I think, uh, Appalachia
had an identity crisis in the
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nineties and the early two thousands.
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like what are we, we don't want
to be this like history of like,
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the racist history of the region.
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How do you rebel against that without
also giving up your identity as.
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A person from the region, like we were
just too young and stupid to actually
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know how to answer that question.
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So it was a lot of like cultural
appropriation and stuff, trying
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to prove that we weren't rednecks.
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It's like, wait a minute.
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No, you're still a redneck now.
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You just won with dreadlocks.
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Oscars over here chewing
on my thermometer.
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Beck: I've got two dogs stretched
out fully on the couch here.
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Pita in her pajamas.
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She's wearing fleece, uh, tie-dyed
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pajamas.
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She looks
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cute in 'em, but she stays cold.
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Hi, win.
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Woo.
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Ooh.
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Big stretch.
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Dash: I think I'm gonna take some
Benadryl and see if actually the,
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the swelling's gone down, but
I think it's a sinus infection.
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Beck: You just can't win, can you?
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Dash: You know, at this point I'm kind of
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like, could be next?
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You know,
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Beck: Yeah.
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feel that in my
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soul.
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What could
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Dash: if we're gonna keep this
up, we're gonna be, have to be
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getting creative soon, you know.
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but I think I'm gonna make
a pot of some chili too, so
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Beck: were thinking
about making some of that
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tomorrow.
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Dash: fuck
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Beck: Shannon's working
a lot this weekend.
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Dash: let's
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both post pictures of our, our chili then,
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Beck: you ever eat it with
a peanut butter sandwich?
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Dash: uh, I did the last time
I made chili because you told
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me to, and it was delicious.
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Beck: How would I told you?
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It's really like you don't
expect those two flavors to
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work together, but they absolutely do.
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It's so good.
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Dash: Yeah, It's strange.
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And then a glass of milk.
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Perfect.
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Beck: It's delicious.
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So listeners, if you've never tried
a bowl of chili with a peanut butter
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sandwich, what you had to do is take one
piece of bread, smear the peanut butter
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on it, and, and fold it corner to
corner so that it's a triangle,
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because then it's perfect for dipping.
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Dash: see.
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Yeah.
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I was wondering like,
am I supposed to dip it
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too?
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Beck: Yeah.
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Dash: I'll try that this time.
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Beck: I'm so glad you liked it.
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Dash: never heard of it.
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Yeah.
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My family didn't do that.
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Beck: Oh, that's how
they had it at school.
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Like you, when we went to school,
that was such a Southern Ohio thing.
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I think it came from like, we'd
have it the day after having
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hamburgers.
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'cause
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they would just recycle the, meat.
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They,
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Dash: Oh yeah.
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I mean, that's how we were at
McDonald's with the, um, sausage gravy.
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We would take the sausage patties
from yesterday's breakfast
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and make the gravy with,
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Beck: yeah.
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Dash: let's call it, um,
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I,
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Beck: I,
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Dash: that was episodes dedicated to
baby, dedicated to Keith Porter and Renee.
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Good.
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And anyone
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else,
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Beck: too.
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Dash: you know, and her wife and kids, or,
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Beck: Yeah.
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Though I
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did see there's a GoFundMe for them.
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They've already got 1.6
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million in the.
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GoFundMe,
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so
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Dash: They actually closed it.
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They were like, we've got plenty.
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And so now they've got, it's a
directory for people to give to
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other, uh, folks who need funds.
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So, um, you know, if, if you didn't
know about that GoFundMe still go to it
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and you can, you can, um, access other
places to give your funds there as well.
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And I, I'll see if I can find
that and put those links in here.
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Beck: Okay.
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Cool.
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Dash: but stay strong.
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Everybody laugh if you can, but
don't let 'em fuck you over.
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Beck: Amen.
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hug your animals once for me.
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Dash: That's right.
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And say hi to your mom and them.
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Beck: Bye.