Episode 17

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Published on:

22nd Sep 2025

Wow, That's a Lot of Two Dollar Bills

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Beck and Dash discuss dissertations and therapy. They delve into conversations about favorite movies, including horror films and the cultural impact of the first R-rated movies they watched. The hosts also reflect on queer representation in media, sharing personal anecdotes about their early encounters with LGBTQ+ visibility on television. They discuss mid-century and modern depictions of queer characters and the societal impact of these representations. The episode also touches on the cultural significance of Mountain Dew in Appalachia and introduces quirky elements like chickens and roosters. The hosts conclude with plans for a community watch party and encourage listener engagement through email and social media.

00:00 Introduction to Queernecks Podcast

00:17 Deciding on the Program

00:35 Academic Challenges and Dissertation Talk

03:23 Therapy Program Experiences

06:10 Horror Movies and Childhood Memories

15:54 Stephen King and Apocalyptic Shows

20:27 Queer Representation

20:31 Early Encounters with Queer Representation

21:21 Impact of Queer Representation in Media

22:25 Personal Stories and Reflections

26:33 Addiction and Recovery

27:59 The Role of Television in Shaping Culture

33:38 Mountain Dew: A Cultural Icon

38:56 Upcoming Events and Community Engagement

42:13 Closing Remarks and Farewell

Transcript
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Welcome to Queernecks, the podcast that

puts the Yee Hall in y'all means hall.

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I'm your host, Beck, and I'm your host.

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Dash.

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Welcome to today's episode.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Dr.

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Nelson wants me to tell her on the

23rd my decision of whether I'm gonna

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go forward with the program or not.

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and I've just been

thinking a lot about it.

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I don't, I don't know yet.

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got five more days to figure it out.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

the 23rd of this month.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: All right,

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well, let's talk it out.

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What would stop you from

saying, hell yeah, let's go.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I just

don't know if I have it in me, man.

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it's a lot of work and I don't think

I'm academically where I was like,

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I think I've lost a step or five.

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the, the theory part is gonna kill me.

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I don't know enough.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: You don't

have to redo that shit though, do you?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

what do you mean it has to

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be in there, doesn't it?

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

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But like, for the dissertation, there's

not a section where you go, and here's

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all the theory I learned in coursework.

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It's only what you want to use.

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so if you want to still wanna write

about, baseball as a microcosm for

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American cultural trends or, or something.

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You just use the theory that helps

you explore that or make that case.

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So, I used Kristeva and um, French

feminist psychoanalytic theory, I used

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structuralism and semiotics ' and,

The rest of it was, secondary sources.

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like other scholarship on monsters.

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So you would find your theory of

whoever the big person is that you

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were gonna use and then just look at

other things people had written about

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the same thing you're writing about.

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Because you wrote every

semester you wrote 80 pages.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: At least

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it would definitely be in grounded

in feminist theory with some

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critical race theory thrown in there.

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Talking about intersectionality Uh,

all those things that go with it,

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: something that

might work really well for you is audience

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reception studies, because baseball is

so mediated, they call it the national

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pastime because we literally all watch it

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: but only

half of us are allowed to play.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Right.

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Right.

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And so the audience for something

like what you're talking about could

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be a really impactful, entry point

and to be able to identify like what

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women who watch baseball even think,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Who wouldn't,

I have to go back through IRB for

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Mm-hmm.

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No audience.

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That's public data.

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That's Nielsen numbers and things

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Got you.

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Have you ever been a Nielsen family?

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: yeah,

and, and man a recession hit them

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or something because they used to

send you four crisp dollar bills.

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And I, I got two last time I.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

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I got a $2 bill once.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh, interesting.

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I was thinking about $2 bills recently

because somebody mentioned one, on

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a podcast I was listening to, and

my dad, has a collection of them.

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Yeah, my mom did too.

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She gave for Christmas one year.

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She gave us all a hundred dollars

and $2 bills was one of our

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Wow.

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That's a lot of $2 bills.

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That's cool.

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they had access to the

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: if so when,

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: money at

Bingo, you would take any of the

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old money or $2 bills or interesting

looking things and put 'em aside.

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there was a bucket.

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You threw that shit in.

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and so mom had like, she was

just a collector of things.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: hmm.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: had gold coins,

she had, all those kinds of things.

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She and I, like one of the, one of

the things at my lowest point that I

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sold or that I spent, she and I worked

together through bingo and filled up

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one of those 50 US state quarter things.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Ooh,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I

spent the, I spent the:

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or whatever it was one time.

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'cause we were so broke, all my

state quarters that, that's one

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of the things I regret the most.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

isn't that funny?

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Yeah.

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My, my dad's a pack rat.

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I come by it honestly.

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man, I'm um, in this, this

program right now, right?

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This therapy program.

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And there are a lot of moments where

I'm just like, this is bleak and I

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know it's for the best, but like,

I'm really not having a good time.

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And then sometimes the most

hilarious shit happens.

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And what's crazy about it is we all

have to pretend like it didn't happen

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because it's, you know, like we're in

group together and and I don't know

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who these folks are 'cause I live

in the, the boonies of Minnesota.

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And so I had to go to one online.

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I've only been in it a few days now,

and I'm starting to realize like

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this is kind of a janky program that

this is temu intensive outpatient

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therapy nice people or whatever.

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But I'm just sort of like,

who made this resource?

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There's like, I, you can hire me as a

copy editor if you would like, but in

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group we do mindfulness every time.

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Have you ever done mindfulness?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: No.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

it can be guided meditation.

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I think that it's, it's probably

like this larger pedagogy of

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mental wellness or something.

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I don't know.

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I'm, I'm not, don't have a ton of

experience with it either, but it's like

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they play a video of guided meditation.

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It's somebody who talks to

you, they talk you through like

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progressive relaxation and stuff

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Oh, I've done

that a few times with, uh, on, on Spotify.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: it's

a grounding thing we do at the

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beginning of group therapy.

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but they don't make their own versions.

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They just load up a YouTube video of it.

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And I noticed it on the very

first day and I was like, okay,

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I mean, whatever, whatever works.

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But today it's all very serious, right?

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It's like 10 minutes sometimes

of like this person speaking,

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like, and now relax your eyebrows.

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And,

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and then, it talks about breathing

and stuff, but at the very end he

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goes, and now you notice that you

are fully present in your body.

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And don't forget to smash that

like button and hit subscribe.

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And all the cameras were off,

but I just picture her, like the

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facilitator over there smashing her

keyboard, like, shut the fuck off.

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I was so glad my camera was off, man.

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I needed, that was a

healing, healing belly laugh.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: hilarious.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I, know the

struggle I've been got before trying

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to cut corners using stuff from YouTube

as a facilitator and like, whoa, shit.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

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Not vetting the videos well enough.

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That, that's what I tell my students.

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For every video I show you,

I've watched five videos.

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and, and you cut court, sometimes

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you gotta skip through.

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I can't watch every 28 minute TED talk,

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

Course prep is enough already.

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And you remember you asked

me, what my, what my first Mass

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media event I remembered was.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

I have loved that question.

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So I've been asking people in

real life, if an as natural segue

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comes up, but, do you remember

the first rated R movie you saw?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Um,

there was this movie called

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Humongous from the eighties.

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It was, it was a b quality horror film.

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Uh, about, there was like some myster.

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They were all on an island and this

mysterious thing was killing them.

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my parents owned a video store, so I had

access to some very random things and they

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: laying

there one day and I popped it in

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and watched it, and I was horrified.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

What was so bad about it?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I don't,

so like the, or even, it might've

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been even earlier, the first time I

ever saw a nightmare on Elm Street,

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that movie freaked me out because

the, the first one he walks around

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going, Christine, and that was my

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mom's name.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: and the way the

sound design in that movie is so good.

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Like the, the very first nightmare

on Elm Street, they, they hadn't

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gone full camp yet, or they didn't

realize how campy they were, maybe.

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And so they were still really going

for that creep factor and everything

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they did to the sound design in that

was to make it sound or seem like

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you're trapped in a dream, right?

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It's, it's meant to evoke that

feeling of sleep paralysis.

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. beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: See, I've,

I've been ruined on horror movies.

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Um, my best friend for the

last 20 some years, has a son.

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And when I lived with them, he was,

uh, you know, middle elementary

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school, middle school age.

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And, he was really into horror,

like, and, and that I, I also took

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him to see the Laura Croft movie.

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It was me and like 47 other

lesbian ants in there with

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their nephews.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: People

talk about that being some misogynist

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thing and I'm like, yeah, I get

it, But Dikes loved that too.

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Leave us alone.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yes we did.

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But he took me to see Silent Hill and

that movie ruined me forever on horror.

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That one, it was just too much.

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There's a scene where the monster

reaches in and grabs the, the person

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by the chest and twists their skin off.

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And that was, I was like, I'm done,

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

Was that Pyramid Head?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I don't know.

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It's been a long time since I saw it.

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I also saw Wrong Turn in a theater

in West Virginia and had no

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idea what that movie was about.

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'cause they get lost in

West Virginia in that movie.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I love

that movie and I know that it's like

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problematic you know, inbred, killer

Rednecks in the Woods Hills have eyes.

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Toby Hooper type shit.

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but you can have by inbred,

redneck killers when you pry

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'em for my cold dead hands.

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I don't know why, but I'm just so,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: you ever seen

that episode of Criminal Minds that's set

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in West Virginia where the baby, that's an

inbred baby that has been forgotten about

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and abandoned and he becomes a monster.

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It's pretty creepy.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: no.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: there's a, yeah.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I thought

I had seen every episode of Criminal

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Minds, although that is one of those,

like, that's one of those long haul

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things that went for seasons and seasons.

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I remember the episode of the X-Files

was the first time I saw that on tv.

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It was an episode called Home, I

think it was in the third season.

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and it was, I think aired with a content

warning, when they, syndicated the

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show later, they took that one out.

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They didn't air it anymore I

never Did you see Deliverance?

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I

hated that one for some reason.

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It's not I want, I want them to

be just straight up slashers and

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monsters and Deliverance is about.

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I don't know.

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It's just different.

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I never thought to try to articulate

the difference before, but I know that

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deliverance is about sexual violence

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: right.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: but

I think it's more than that.

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I there's something different about

less interesting to me and a little

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more like offensive about the way

deliverance constructs its threat.

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Then just the unworldly supernatural

version of Killer Rednecks that are

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in wrong turn or the Hills have eyes

and stuff, or Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: We,

I mean obviously we're not

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allowed to watch anything.

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I mean, even if we had had access to it,

we wouldn't have been allowed to watch it.

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But We had a VCR and mom, they

would get us Disney movies when they

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would come out every now and then.

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So the first movie we ever actually

bought was The Little Mermaid,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Oh wow.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: And

we could rent things, but they

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controlled that pretty rigidly.

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But things would come on.

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network television sometimes

like heavily edited for tv.

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So like a lot of the, the rated R

movies I saw they had that thing

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where like, if somebody said a

cuss word, they would dub it over.

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It would be somebody else's

voice from another part of

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the house saying like, dang.

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But my dad would record them

off of the TV with his VCR.

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so one of my favorite movies of all

time, and I don't know if it's rated R,

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is Alien, the first alien movie from 79.

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I grew up watching this movie constantly,

but it was the edited for TV version.

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Dad had recorded it off a TV

the way he recorded it, he

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accidentally recorded it on.

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You can adjust the quality so

that the tape holds more time.

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He recorded it on the wrong

one and ran outta time.

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And so the tape cuts off.

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This's a spoiler alert for,

for how this movie ends.

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If you haven't seen 1970 nine's

alien, you're dead to me I'm

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about to spoil the ending right

before she blows this thing out.

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The airlock, it just fades to, so I ne

I grew up watching this movie regularly

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on a loop and never once saw the ending,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Oh

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wow.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Every time

we would watch it, we would get to

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that moment it was right when she

was climbing into the spacesuit,

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getting ready to, fight this alien

and blow it out the white screen.

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And our dad would go and she

blows it out, the airlock.

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and now every time I see that movie, I, I

hear him going and then she blows it out.

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The airlock,

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my experience of that movie or any

of those movies that were recorded

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off a tv, like all the Indiana

Jones movies were recorded off

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a tv, our copies of Star Wars.

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So I probably saw, rated our movies

just with the cuss words cut out, which

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doesn't really change the content.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah,

the, the rated, the rating

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system mom didn't really care.

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We were allowed to watch whatever,

but my mom was the kind that I, there

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was a soap opera called Santa, uh,

Santa Barbara that was going off the

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air and I was in middle school or

maybe late elementary school for me.

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And my sister was in high school and

she let my sister have like four friends

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over, and we all stayed home from school

that day and ordered pizza and watched

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the last episode of this soap opera.

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that's the

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: mom did.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: once

in a lifetime opportunity?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

Yeah, I never forgot it though.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I had a

friend, the only friend I had the

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whole time I was at Angelico, this

just like random angel who didn't care

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that I was weird or creepy or whatever.

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It was.

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All the other kids that tortured me.

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Saw in me, she didn't give a fuck.

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And she was this just perfectly, I'm

not gonna say normal, because nobody

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was normal A but a popular girl,

conventionally, attractive straight girl.

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and she was my best friend and I don't

know what I did to earn that, but was

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the difference for me between feeling

like I could continue with life and just

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coming up with a way to escape, so often.

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And so I would stay

over at her house a lot.

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and her mom had this big TV room.

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this was, this would've been the

late, late eighties, early nineties.

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It was one of those like floor

to ceiling projection TV things

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

Yeah, we had one of those.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: the foot deep

speaker and woofer in the bottom of it.

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It was incredible.

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And then on the walls, the walls

of this room were shelves and the

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shelves were filled with every kind

of movie that you could think of.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: You're like

literally describing my dad's room.

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My dad's man cave.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I had so many

incredible experiences in that room,

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just staying the night over at her house.

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like, we would stay in her

room until her mom went to bed.

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and then we would go down the hallway.

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We were allowed to do, it wasn't

spoken about, but her mom knew

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we were doing this, right.

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This was a small house, and we would

go down the hallway and we would put

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our Totino's pizzas into the oven.

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Then go and pick out some crazy ass movie

to watch that night and then stay up

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until like 2:00 AM eating garbage food

and, and watching stuff that I just, I

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knew that I was born lucky to be able

to, to have this in a life like the

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one I was living, to have this kind of

escape, this kind of place to just be.

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And she just didn't care

about how weird I was.

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She loved that.

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It was smart and funny.

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and so the first one I remember we

picked this movie called The First

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Power and I showed it to Eric and

Sabrina when we were living in, when

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I was still living in Bowling Green

because I was like, you guys gotta see

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this movie ' cause it is fucking crazy.

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It's this Lou Diamond Phillips.

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I am not gonna say B movie 'cause I

don't really know what the great, what

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you, what even that is in, in the realm

of this kind of supernatural devil

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worship cult and the first power is

the power of resurrection or something.

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And I just remember like my world

became like 10 times larger that night.

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people will get a little like

Pearl Clutchy and hand ringy

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about kids watching stuff and

what people should be able to see.

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That is almost certainly my parents'

nightmare if they had found out like

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that's, that's the day they dreaded

of me watching something like that.

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But it didn't make me wanna go

out and worship the devil it just

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I have no idea what, what does

watching a shitty movie do to us?

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Like what does it show us?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

that's a good question.

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I don't know.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

Listeners tell us in the comments.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

That's what reading did for me.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: yeah,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: But I, I read a

lot of Sweet Valley High and Christopher

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Pike novels and a lot of trash reading.

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but it, I mean, it, it feeds your

brain just like everything else.

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You know what I mean?

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why I'm good at writing papers and.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Vanessa

read those babysitter clubs.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, I

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never got into that one.

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My sister had a, a collection of

Sweet Valley High, and that's how I

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started getting my hands on those.

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and then you could buy, it used to

be that they would have 'em right

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by the register at Kroger and you

could buy like Christopher Pike novel

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right there as you were checking out.

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and I, I went through those.

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I would read one a night, like it'd be

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Hmm.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: pages

and I'd read it that night.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I read

whatever my mom got from the library,

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so she was constantly reading and

she loved reading horror novels.

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So she read a lot of Dean Kuns and

Stephen King and um, what's his name?

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Clive Barker.

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Cleve Barker.

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I think it's pronounced that.

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that's how I remember the first

reading I did was actually some

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pretty fucked up Cleve Barker stuff.

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This is the guy who made,

hell raiser and stuff.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Gotcha.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: but I guess

they weren't worried about that.

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Maybe they didn't realize I could read it.

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I would go through and find the sex

parts and, read it to the other kids.

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Maybe that's what the

conservatives are afraid of,

381

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: that

we're all gonna sit around and

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read Dean Coontz to each other.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: My

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first Stephen King book was

when I was like four, uh, 14.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: what was it?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I wanna say

the Dark Knight, but I don't think that's

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the right, it was the Dark something.

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he was a writer and he was obsessed

with a certain kind of pencil

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: The dark half?

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yes.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I read

that when my niece was being born.

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So I know exactly how old I was.

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I was 14.

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that was my first Stephen King.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: they

made a movie outta that one,

398

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: it.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: It's hysterical.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Is

401

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: well, my

memory is sort of, uh, tainted by

402

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what we were doing when we watched it.

403

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uh, it was there in Bowling Green and,

Andy had come over and me and, I think

404

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Sabrina and Eric and Andy were in my

apartment, hanging out with trees.

405

:

the particular trees that Andy had

brought over were a kind that none

406

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of us had hung out with before,

it really, really did us in.

407

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so there was like maybe 10 minutes

into this movie, we all realized

408

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that we were just no longer on the

same plane of existence as the movie.

409

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So I remember it being the most fun I've

had, watching Terrible Stephen King movie,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Have

you ever watched the Stand, the,

411

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: oh yeah,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

I, watched that recently.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: the first one.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: The,

the one that just came out

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like a couple of years ago.

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Goldberg in it.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: yeah,

I watched the first episode of

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that and I couldn't get into it.

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It's good.

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But, There already was a miniseries of

the stand and it is campy and terrible.

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This was in the nineties.

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And his stars, like Molly

Ringwald, Gary Sinise.

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Yeah.

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some other famous people,

It's ridiculous and campy.

425

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It's pretty bad.

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and I had recently read that book,

let me Google when this came out

427

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so that I can paint a picture

of what mental state I was in

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1994.

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So I was,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I was 16.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

I was 12 when this aired.

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I had already read the book several times.

433

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It's one of my favorite

Stephen King books.

434

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And so I was very

excited for this to come.

435

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Oh, Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe plays

Nick Andros in this Laura

436

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Sangiacomo plays Nadian Cross.

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had Ossie Davis in it.

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Miguel Ferrer.

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Matt Frewer played trash can man.

440

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Kathy Bates is in it.

441

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ed Harris this was a, you

know, the nineties cast.

442

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so I, was already a big fan of that.

443

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And when this, was it 2016?

444

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This came out, this other miniseries,

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I think so.

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Some around there.

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Yeah.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: it was

all like polished and respectable

449

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and it, it was almost like good.

450

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And I wasn't interested in that.

451

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

good, I'll read the book.

453

:

maybe I should give it

a chance and finish it.

454

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

It was pretty good.

455

:

I mean, it, I mean, it was okay.

456

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I enjoyed it.

457

:

Shana doesn't like into

the world kind of stuff.

458

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It, bothers her.

459

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so that's one of those I watched on my own

460

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Hmm.

461

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: binged it.

462

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So.

463

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I

fucking love the apocalypse.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

Have you ever watched Jericho?

465

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: huh?

466

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: It's a TV

show that, um, there's a series of

467

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bombs that goes off, uh, like nuclear

bombs that go off across the country.

468

:

and, and the aftermath Uh,

it's, it's pretty good.

469

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Skeet Ulrich.

470

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Are you kidding?

471

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Wow.

472

:

All right, sign me up.

473

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Jake.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I recently

started watching, station 11.

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Station

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19.

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: no,

I don't know what that is.

478

:

This one is a TV show about a, plague,

a flu or something that kills everybody.

479

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: gotcha.

480

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: and.

481

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It's interesting because the

survivors that we follow are

482

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like Shakespearean actors.

483

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Like these people survive the apocalypse

and create an acting troupe, which

484

:

I'm just like, I'm living for.

485

:

Right?

486

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That is just so fucking queer.

487

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Uh, station

19 is about a firehouse and it's

488

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the gayest TV show I've ever seen,

489

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: whoa.

490

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Hey listeners, I hope you're making lists

491

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: It's in the

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: 19.

493

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: of like

Grey's Anatomy kind of drama.

494

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but it's literally the gayest.

495

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Hmm.

496

:

Haven't heard of it.

497

:

Don't know any of these people.

498

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Oh, it's on Hulu.

499

:

We gotta cancel now.

500

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

501

:

over the Jimmy, Kimmel thing.

502

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I watch his monologue

like every, every morning.

503

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

yeah, that's sad.

504

:

It's, I mean, he'll be fine, whatever,

you know, we don't need to be

505

:

like crying over, Jimmy Fallon or

whatever his name is, Jimmy Kimmel.

506

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But it's not a good sign.

507

:

the dominoes of, media and information

and our rights to say and know

508

:

the truth, just keep falling.

509

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And I keep going like, what

the fuck does that leave?

510

:

Does that leave us?

511

:

Does that leave podcasts?

512

:

Like, who is untouchable besides us?

513

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Well, I took all of this uninteresting

and used things off of the wheel, what

514

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have you, so we're down to four things.

515

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Oh wow.

516

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh nope, sorry.

517

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Three things.

518

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So listeners, we will, put some

more things on here, but we are,

519

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in need of your recommendations

for wheel of what have you.

520

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you can tell us about it on Facebook.

521

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You can comment on Spotify or YouTube

using the, the comments on the episode

522

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feature or you can send us an email.

523

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So I'm gonna spin this

and see what it gives us.

524

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Well we were kind of already

headed on this topic.

525

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we have landed on queer representation.

526

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

Queer representation.

527

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah, this all,

anytime I do this, I always want to try

528

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to think back to what the first I saw was

like the first gay or lesbian or trans

529

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or bi person I saw on TV or in a movie

530

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: yeah, I think

I've already told this story, but I was

531

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watching a news magazine, like 2020 or

something like that, and they were doing

532

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a story about, um, a lesbian and I didn't

know what that was, but then she put on

533

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lipstick and she kissed her partner and

you was like, here's lipstick for you.

534

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And I

535

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was floored.

536

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I had no idea, no idea.

537

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And I was very interested in it,

538

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: So like

literally on the news you saw,

539

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I think I also told a story of how

I, a family friend suggested I rent

540

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the Wachowskis' bound and watch it,

and he neglected to tell me that I

541

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should not watch it with my parents.

542

:

I don't know if that was my first,

like seeing a queer person on tv.

543

:

You know what?

544

:

I watched, a lot of Star Trek, and this

may not be the first one, but Star Trek,

545

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deep Space Nine had a . lesbian kiss,

546

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: That

went back at least to like the

547

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Roseanne days when she kissed.

548

:

Um.

549

:

Who did Rose?

550

:

She's famous.

551

:

Hemingway, Muriel

Hemingway who she kissed.

552

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

let me Google it and see,

553

:

not that I haven't Googled this before.

554

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so they'll credit it, if you Google

this, it'll say like, the first lesbian

555

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kiss is on an episode, of LA Law.

556

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there's one on 21 Jump Street.

557

:

people have a hard time pinning down what

this actually goes to because there are

558

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different ways to qualify what this is.

559

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So like daytime television

didn't happen until:

560

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is funny because everybody says

daytime TV is the trashiest,

561

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

562

:

When was the LA law?

563

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: uh, 91.

564

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I wonder

when the first male kiss was.

565

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Much later, I'm sure.

566

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: so, so this one

is qualified with the first passionate

567

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male gay kiss because so many of them

have happened or played, they're played

568

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for laughs, is on Dawson's Creek,

569

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Oh wow.

570

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So that was the nineties.

571

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: 2000.

572

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But I, I didn't watch Dawson's Creek

Real World had a lot of queerness on it.

573

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I, remember seeing, there was an episode

or a season of the Real World early

574

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on that had a lesbian named Genesis

on it, and she got kind of a famous

575

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like, talk show round out of that.

576

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That was the first time I

learned about, gay culture.

577

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Like that there were places

gay people hung out together.

578

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I learned about the rainbow flag from

that hadn't occurred to me what a

579

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lonely experience being a queer person

was going to be the rest of my life.

580

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. And I, this to me was just like

crashing revelation after revelation.

581

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I was like, oh my God.

582

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they're, they know each other

and they hang out with each other

583

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and like have shared culture.

584

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I don't know if I yet considered

myself as someone who would one

585

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day have or want access to that.

586

:

I mean, I always knew I was queer, but

being in Appalachia, you don't think

587

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of yourself as ever being invited

into majority spaces in general.

588

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It's not the queerness that

precluded me from that.

589

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I also

remember, um, when I was about 14, or

590

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I was definitely 14, um, because around

again was when my niece was born.

591

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My sister was living in this apartment

in this particular neighborhood,

592

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and her upstairs neighbors were

two gay guys named Tom and Tom.

593

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And one of them was a drag queen.

594

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And when they were moving out, came

these racks of just gowns and sequins.

595

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And I was like, like,

my eyes were just wide.

596

:

I was like, what?

597

:

What?

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Because that was the first

time I had considered men

599

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of wearing women's clothing.

600

:

You know what I mean?

601

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but I, I thought it was so cool.

602

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Even back then,

603

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Do you remember

the, or did you ever see the episode

604

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of All, all In the Family with the they

used the word transvestite, I think

605

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cause this was the seventies, so that

would've been the appropriate term.

606

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

607

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: all in the

family is, it needs to be studied

608

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and it has been studied, but it

needs to be like revisited, right?

609

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We need to be talking about all in the

family and like the work it was doing

610

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in a popular culture milieu along equity

and, acceptance and things like that.

611

:

Because the way that show did it,

it made it, it was funny, but it was

612

:

like not letting anybody off the hook.

613

:

Archie Bunker is this caricature

of a bigoted white American man.

614

:

he says ridiculous things all the time.

615

:

Norman Lear would use Archie Bunker to say

the truth of how American society views

616

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blackness or queerness or, immigrants

he would say all of the things that.

617

:

proper white people knew

better than to say out loud.

618

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They, it.

619

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Archie was saying the

quiet parts out loud.

620

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And so there's a, an episode where

he meets a drag queen who I think

621

:

maybe has suffered a medical event

I forget how this comes about, but

622

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he has to give her mouth to mouth.

623

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He has to give her CPR and then

hilarity ensues when he realizes

624

:

that he has locked lips with a man.

625

:

And so, the episode plays with gay

panic, He goes on, for him it's all

626

:

about what does this say about me?

627

:

And, did anybody see it?

628

:

And am I gay now?

629

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Or whatever.

630

:

But this fucking episode, man,

uh, he gets gay bashed and

631

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murdered in the neighborhood.

632

:

This drag queen does.

633

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And the ending is Edith, who, curses

God and renounces her religion

634

:

because she won't, keep faith with

a God that sets things up this way.

635

:

uh, Designing women and the golden

girls all had really specific and,

636

:

plain spoken, messaging around this.

637

:

But it was all swept away,

rolled back or whatever by the

638

:

rhetoric regarding HIV aids.

639

:

The second half of the eighties and

into the nineties were dominated

640

:

by scapegoating homophobia.

641

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Mm-hmm.

642

:

And Bea Arthur When she died, uh,

Dorothy from the Golden Girls when

643

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she died, she left a small fortune,

to a charity group that has a, a

644

:

homeless shelter for L-G-B-T-Q, youth,

645

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Mm-hmm.

646

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

really interesting.

647

:

She was an ally to the end.

648

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: and I always

say this like film and television,

649

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they're the mythology of our time.

650

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

651

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: and that's

neither, you know, I don't, I don't

652

:

care if you think that's good or bad.

653

:

That's not the point.

654

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We can't simply opt out of the fact that

that's where our information comes from.

655

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

656

:

For a lot of people it really does.

657

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

658

:

The, a lot of people were raised by the

television, especially where we're from.

659

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, for sure.

660

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: It was that,

or some like cracked out babysitter

661

:

that was gonna leave you in the

car while they went to score drugs.

662

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: my mom

was a big gambler and, uh, she would

663

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take us like me because my brother

was living with my dad, and my

664

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sister was already out of the house.

665

:

there was a gas station called

The Plateau in, Waverly, Ohio.

666

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They had a couple of video poker

machines and she would sit there

667

:

and play and play and play.

668

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And I would sit out in the car and

read or, and I would just wander in

669

:

every once in a while and ask for a

cheeseburger and then wander back out.

670

:

And I, I think about that a lot,

about how dangerous it was me

671

:

sitting in like a truck stop

672

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Mm-hmm.

673

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: in the eighties

when there was not a lot of car security.

674

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There were definitely

no car alarms, you know?

675

:

I was just very vulnerable

out there in that parking lot.

676

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I think about addictions and

the way that they make people do

677

:

things they wouldn't normally do.

678

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dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

679

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there's so many things I would take back.

680

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that's the thing is like plenty of

people have regrets, but something about

681

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addiction makes you, we assign a stigma

to it that doesn't give that person

682

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a lot of breathing room for examining

what happened to them in that situation.

683

:

the way we talk about recovery and stuff.

684

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We put all of this like,

they have to make amends.

685

:

They have to go around and bother

everybody in their life and bring it all

686

:

up again and say, I need to apologize

to you for something I did 30 years ago.

687

:

neither of us is gonna get

anything out of it, but I have

688

:

to check this off a fucking list.

689

:

I don't dunno how we got there

from gay representation on TV

690

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beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: We wander.

691

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: one day.

692

:

I don't know.

693

:

I don't think this would be good for us.

694

:

One day we're gonna like actually

prepare before an episode and then

695

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it's just gonna be boring as fuck.

696

:

We could read the news.

697

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Sounds like fun.

698

:

Not,

699

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Did anybody, in

school, anybody talk about queer people?

700

:

Like in an educational context?

701

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: no, I went

to school in the nineties and you just

702

:

did not talk about people being queer.

703

:

It was just not a subject that

came up back then, unless you

704

:

were calling him a fag, you know?

705

:

when I got to college, I took a

social deviance class in sociology

706

:

and, the professor was great.

707

:

and we had class twice a week and she

would bring in like opposing viewpoints

708

:

on different topics, when it was

abortion, she brought in somebody that

709

:

was pro-life and somebody that was

pro-choice, and they both spoke to us

710

:

and gave their sides of the, the story.

711

:

And

712

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Hmm

713

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: had a, a, I

don't know if it was a trans woman or a

714

:

drag queen or how they identified, because

that language wasn't really out there yet.

715

:

but she came in and talked to us about

being queer and living as a woman.

716

:

And um, I found that fascinating.

717

:

That was

718

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Wow.

719

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: time I had

been exposed to that, and that would've

720

:

been my freshman year before I came out.

721

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I didn't learn

about trans people until I, I was 26, I

722

:

think, and saw a documentary from the uk.

723

:

About a trans man, and I was

like, oh my God, it's possible.

724

:

when I started transitioning

10 years later.

725

:

And

726

:

that was a long 10 years finding

out something's possible and then

727

:

going like, well, not for me though.

728

:

It's kind of like it's easy to

give somebody else good advice,

729

:

but it's hard to take it.

730

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

731

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: So I

don't know if learning about it any

732

:

earlier would've helped me or not.

733

:

Probably just been, wouldn't

been longer that I had to wait.

734

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I think

you have to be ready for it.

735

:

You know what I mean?

736

:

it's like when, when I went to college

the first time, I failed out completely.

737

:

I just didn't go to class ever

except the social deviance class.

738

:

I failed that.

739

:

Fascinating.

740

:

So I went to that.

741

:

I just never went to class.

742

:

And you know, my friends are still shocked

that I'm a professor now, but I wasn't

743

:

ready for school the first time I went.

744

:

I was ready the second time.

745

:

And I just think there's some things in

life you just have to be prepared for.

746

:

and sometimes that's not as, you're not

as ready as quickly as you think you are.

747

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh, college is,

so, that's such a specific skillset and it

748

:

comes naturally to nobody and the people

of our generation, who would've been given

749

:

the skills to do it, or the knowledge

they weren't coming from our tax bracket

750

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

751

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

from our location.

752

:

So the fact that we did it

at all is pretty baller.

753

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, my

parents didn't even graduate from high

754

:

school either did my sister or brother.

755

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: We, I

think we don't realize that childhood

756

:

is a really recent invention.

757

:

our generation's parents had the

first childhood in America before

758

:

that, it was outta sight, outta mind

until you're old enough to work.

759

:

Whatever happened to you didn't

matter, You could be abused, starved.

760

:

You could be killed, if you died,

then it was just God's will.

761

:

There was no, thought given to curating

a life or experiences or opportunities or

762

:

developmental, you know, things for kids.

763

:

Until very recently.

764

:

And the fact that we survived that people

are out here, even growing into well

765

:

adjusted happy, good people is kind of a

miracle we're, we are still so terrible

766

:

at taking care of ourselves and each other

in the most formative parts of our lives.

767

:

So it's not shocking that America's

as fucked up as it is right now.

768

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, for sure.

769

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Got

a bunch of fucking babies out

770

:

here trying to run the country.

771

:

Oh, maybe it's time for this

week's sponsor, which I have

772

:

already forgotten what it is

'cause it's been a long, weird day.

773

:

Oh, okay.

774

:

So this week's episode of Queernecks

is brought to you by Roosters.

775

:

Nature's alarm clock, except you

can't hit snooze and they don't

776

:

actually know what time it is.

777

:

You'll wake up at 3:00 AM 5:00 AM

anytime you're trying to sleep.

778

:

Barnyard, divas.

779

:

They strut around like they own the place.

780

:

Chest puffed out.

781

:

Feathers shining like sequins,

screaming about nothing.

782

:

You need a bird that will

fight its own reflection.

783

:

Chase your grandma's laundry off the

line and keep the whole holler talking.

784

:

Get yourself a rooster.

785

:

They don't lay eggs.

786

:

They don't pay rent, but

honey, they bring drama.

787

:

The rooster's rockabilly drag

king swagger is legendary.

788

:

That red comb, pompadour looks

sculpted with axle grease.

789

:

Strutting like Elvis could never,

They hit that fence post every morning

790

:

like it's a stage in Memphis side

eyeing the hens like backup dancers.

791

:

And for every queer kid growing up

in the sticks, that rooster strutting

792

:

across the yard was the first loud and

unapologetic camp performance we ever saw.

793

:

So next time you hear, that ungodly

screech slicing through the misty

794

:

morning air, remember, it's not just

rural timekeeping, that's performance.

795

:

And the next time that rooster wakes

you up at 3:00 AM don't get mad.

796

:

Tip your hat.

797

:

You just got a front row seat to

the drag show of your dreams that

798

:

you didn't even know you bought

tickets for this week's episode.

799

:

Sponsored by roosters.

800

:

You say Rooster?

801

:

Or Rooster?

802

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Rooster,

803

:

my grandparents kept chickens.

804

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh, really?

805

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: once in a

while you'd come up the hill and one

806

:

would like cross right in front of you.

807

:

One would get out or whatever.

808

:

Uh, so you'd have wild

chickens running around.

809

:

happened more than once.

810

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I like

when they like, they'll stop and

811

:

look at you and like, stomp a foot.

812

:

You know?

813

:

And you're like, what's gonna happen next?

814

:

Am I gonna be attacked by a tiny dinosaur?

815

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

They have attitudes for sure.

816

:

Have you ever seen a Polish chicken?

817

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: No.

818

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Google it.

819

:

Right now

820

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Okay.

821

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

David Bowie of Chickens.

822

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Oh my, this is,

823

:

it's more than just

this incredible hairdo.

824

:

It's the, the color

variation in the feathers.

825

:

This is amazing.

826

:

And it, it's somewhere

between, hungover and stylish.

827

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, I'll

feature them in the newsletter this

828

:

week so our reader, our listeners can,

see a polish chicken in all its glory.

829

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: There

were chickens at, that farm that

830

:

we spent a lot of time at, but I

didn't, I don't know shit about 'em.

831

:

You know, I'm not a farm kid.

832

:

Like we spent a lot of time

around and stuff, but I

833

:

didn't know anything about it.

834

:

I just did what I was told.

835

:

. beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: You wanna

do our noun of Appalachian interest?

836

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Why.

837

:

Yes.

838

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: All right.

839

:

This week's noun of Appalachian

interest is the beloved Mountain Dew.

840

:

Mountain Dew isn't just a

beverage, it's liquid Appalachia.

841

:

It's the nectar of the hills.

842

:

The original formula was invented

right here in the mountains by

843

:

two guys who were just trying to

make their whiskey taste better.

844

:

And honestly, it worked.

845

:

Somewhere along the way, somebody

said, Hey, what if we drank

846

:

this without the moonshine?

847

:

And the rest is dental history.

848

:

The stuff is so woven into the

culture that in certain gas stations,

849

:

the Pepsi machine only has two

buttons, mountain Dew and other.

850

:

It's the drink that you have at breakfast,

lunch, dinner, and if you're doing it

851

:

right while leaning on the tailgate of a

pickup in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot.

852

:

Mountain Dew has been powering Appalachian

life for generations, helping folks

853

:

shingle roofs, build fences and stay

awake long enough to fry an entire

854

:

deer in the middle of the night.

855

:

There's no wrong time

for Dew Baby shower Dew.

856

:

Funeral Dew got baptized in the

river this morning while you'll

857

:

be dew in the dew by supper.

858

:

got more sugar than a county fair

funnel cake and more caffeine

859

:

than your grandma's gossip.

860

:

And it will make you believe that you

can jump the creek in your four wheeler.

861

:

You probably can't, but Mountain

Dew will convince you otherwise.

862

:

In short, it's not just to drink, it's the

unofficial fuel of the Appalachian spirit.

863

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I had no

idea it was actually from Appalachia.

864

:

I knew that it was the lifeblood

that it ran through our veins,

865

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Have you

ever heard of mountain Dew Mouth?

866

:

It's something that happens a lot

in Appalachia where people put

867

:

like Mountain Dew in their baby

868

:

bottles and you get bad teeth.

869

:

It's a total thing.

870

:

You can Google Mountain

Dew mouth and it's sad.

871

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

872

:

I remember one night.

873

:

that I, I drank two Mountain Dews.

874

:

This, I was like 18 and I had just gone to

college and I drank two Mountain Dews in

875

:

a row pretty quickly while I was watching

South Park with some friends or something.

876

:

And, um, I got back to my room and

laid down and tried to go to sleep.

877

:

And I was like, what is wrong with me?

878

:

And my heart was like,

879

:

and I was like, I have to go

run a marathon or something

880

:

when it was happening to me.

881

:

And I have not done that since.

882

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I was

a mountain dude junkie and then

883

:

I quit about 15 years ago now.

884

:

I gave it up cold Turkey.

885

:

That was harder than quitting smoking.

886

:

Quitting Mountain Dew was so difficult,

887

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

Well, it's a lot of sugar.

888

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

and there's no patch for it.

889

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I knew a kid

who, would drink a two liter of Mountain

890

:

Dew in the morning before school.

891

:

He was on the academic team

with us and he acted like that.

892

:

He acted exactly like the kind of

person who does some shit like that.

893

:

his idol was Cosmo Kramer.

894

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Ah,

895

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Strange

896

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

a lot right there.

897

:

Yeah.

898

:

Mountain.

899

:

My aunt, that was her drink of choice.

900

:

She put, I was one of the babies

that got the Mountain Dew in

901

:

the, the baby bottle back then.

902

:

a couple of my aunts were

really obsessed with it.

903

:

Um, I've got a cousin that

still drinks it like it's water.

904

:

I don't know what the rest of

them do, but at least one of

905

:

them drinks it like it's water.

906

:

The only time that I ever

drink Mountain Dew, Shana will

907

:

get one if we get Taco Bell.

908

:

And if you're eating Taco Bell, you

need at least one swig of Mountain Dew.

909

:

So I get that every once in a while.

910

:

Or if I go to Tudor's Biscuit World,

that's the other time a Mountain Dew.

911

:

Is, is, Okay the rest of the

time I'm mostly a water or

912

:

sugar-free Red Bull drinker.

913

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: I think

you gotta start on it young,

914

:

because I, anytime I try to have

something like that, now I'm sick.

915

:

It's too much sugar.

916

:

It's delicious, right?

917

:

It's decadent,

918

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I learned

something this week about soda.

919

:

Pepsi.

920

:

Did you know that they, um, when

they were starting the company,

921

:

when they first started, like

advertising, they specifically

922

:

advertised in black neighborhoods

and black communities, four to one.

923

:

Their, their advertising dollars were

four to one to black neighborhoods

924

:

versus white neighborhoods.

925

:

And it became kind of a racial thing.

926

:

Black people drank Pepsi and white

people drank Coke, until they realized

927

:

that they were missing out on an entire

audiences or consumer bases, right?

928

:

And they kind of expanded it.

929

:

But Pepsi was originally known

culturally as a black drink,

930

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Interesting.

931

:

did the place you learned

to say any more about why

932

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253:

because Pepsi, That's the market

933

:

share that they honed in on.

934

:

They even had a specific, uh, it

said they had a specific department

935

:

that was for getting into black

communities and advertising

936

:

specifically to black communities.

937

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: And then by

the:

938

:

it everywhere 'cause she was married

to the CEO of Pepsi or whatever.

939

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

940

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: By the time I

started to like notice Mountain Dew, it

941

:

was when they had really gone into that

like extreme sports type of marketing.

942

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: do the do.

943

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: We used to

film parody skits of that in, in the,

944

:

when we were hanging out with, in the

AV club in high school, we would just

945

:

like film someone doing something

really, really normal and then throw a

946

:

pop can at 'em and they would say, do

the, do we thought we were hysterical?

947

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: yeah, the

nineties were such a different time.

948

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

949

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: I forget that

these kids like that when you're teaching

950

:

or whatever, that they have no idea

about life without cell phones in them.

951

:

They just can't even imagine it.

952

:

that was our whole world it's

just wild to me that, there's kids

953

:

alive that can't even fathom life

without a smartphone in their hand.

954

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Yeah.

955

:

In fairness though, I don't know what

I would do without my cell phone.

956

:

Now.

957

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Right.

958

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: done, uh,

959

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah.

960

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: with

it, like only because of it.

961

:

We've just, we have totally

reordered society around them.

962

:

You know, they provide a lot

and maybe they, maybe there's

963

:

some things that they do worse.

964

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: Yeah, there's

a cost for everything, you know?

965

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: That's true.

966

:

There's a trade off for anything you try

to, to do better or faster or smarter or

967

:

whatever, somewhere as being compromised.

968

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: For sure.

969

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253: Well, let's

talk about like this Halloween party idea.

970

:

we've been wanting to do something where

we have a watch party of Curse of the

971

:

Queer Wolf because Beck discovered that

it is available for streaming on a certain

972

:

free app that works with tele party.

973

:

So we can use tele party.

974

:

All of us can get together and just log

in separately on this free app using this

975

:

tele party link, and then we can get in

the chat and watch the movie together.

976

:

And then maybe we can React Live

to it or something like that later.

977

:

I'm not sure still fleshing it

out, but, I think that we are just

978

:

gonna go ahead and do that because

it would be fun for us to do.

979

:

And then we are just gonna put it out

there that y'all are invited, but to

980

:

make it so that if somebody wants to

come and, um, harass us, they'll at

981

:

least have to give us a dollar first.

982

:

I'm setting up a Ko-Fi for Queernecks.

983

:

so Ko-Fi is like Patreon, but

we get to set our own terms and,

984

:

once you register for the Ko-Fi,

you're added to the Discord server.

985

:

Or you can, you can opt out if you want

to, but, you'll be invited to the Discord

986

:

server and then we can all just hang out

in there together and watch the movie.

987

:

We could also do other stuff.

988

:

I mean, I'm still learning about

Discord, but y'all can, something

989

:

I used to do is like, there's

a whiteboard feature in there.

990

:

We could play Pictionary.

991

:

I was thinking it would be funny

if, like me and you try to play

992

:

Pictionary at each other, but

the chat has to do wrong answers.

993

:

Only because I'm, I am so bad at

drawing the most fun I, learned,

994

:

I have this like kind of humor

superpower, which is just have people

995

:

watch me try to play Pictionary.

996

:

it's dreadful.

997

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: of drawing as

an undergrad and I still can't draw so.

998

:

dash_5_09-18-2025_170253:

I also took drawing.

999

:

beck_5_09-18-2025_180253: It was required

for my information technology degree

:

00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,599

because, you know, you

draw so many websites,

:

00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:40,944

-:

:

00:40:40,944 --> 00:40:41,844

Right from hand.

:

00:40:41,844 --> 00:40:43,134

-:

would've thought that it would've

:

00:40:43,134 --> 00:40:46,404

been more important to do like

photography or digital editing

:

00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:48,234

or, you know, something like that.

:

00:40:48,234 --> 00:40:50,814

I took those classes anyway 'cause

I thought they would be important.

:

00:40:50,814 --> 00:40:51,804

but they weren't required.

:

00:40:51,804 --> 00:40:53,544

It was, it was drawing all the way.

:

00:40:54,104 --> 00:40:54,184

-:

:

00:40:54,184 --> 00:40:54,454

Yeah.

:

00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:56,374

And there's all kinds of games

we could play in there too.

:

00:40:56,374 --> 00:41:00,531

So, pretty soon you'll see me

circulate once I figure this out.

:

00:41:00,531 --> 00:41:03,501

It's not fully even set up yet

'cause I don't know what I'm doing.

:

00:41:03,501 --> 00:41:06,601

But, there'll be something about

how to join the Ko-Fi and I'll

:

00:41:06,601 --> 00:41:08,671

set it up so that you can give us

a dollar if that's all you got.

:

00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:10,681

Or you can give us 10 if you

feel like giving us more.

:

00:41:10,681 --> 00:41:12,121

But there'll be no difference in the tier.

:

00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,681

It's literally the same thing.

:

00:41:13,681 --> 00:41:15,799

Just one tier is giving us

more money than the other.

:

00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:17,574

-:

sounds like a good time to me.

:

00:41:17,718 --> 00:41:19,428

I wish you could see my dog right now.

:

00:41:19,428 --> 00:41:22,098

She's laying totally on her back in

the middle of a pillow with all four

:

00:41:22,098 --> 00:41:24,258

of her feet in the air passed out.

:

00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,493

-:

with your phone and that we'll use

:

00:41:26,493 --> 00:41:28,023

that as the show art for this episode.

:

00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,454

-:

if I'll be able to get a good one.

:

00:41:31,454 --> 00:41:32,504

It's dark in here.

:

00:41:33,179 --> 00:41:33,864

-:

You don't have flash.

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I.

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but I don't like using flash.

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It can be a bit much.

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I am a photographer.

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I'm, I'm very particular

about the way things look.

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yeah, you gotta get you a lighting

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rig so we can start doing Fuck it.

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We'll do it live.

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have one where I do pho photo shoots.

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Sometimes I, I've had

one for a couple years.

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Listeners, you're about

to get an eye full of us.

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Maybe we haven't decided yet.

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got, I, and I can teach you how to make a

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soft box out of a garbage bag and a box.

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It's very easy.

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right, let's make a home studio.

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Save you 50 bucks on a soft box.

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thanks for, uh, listening to another

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week on Queernecks, you can hear us.

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We just, um, recorded an episode for

Lee over at his show, translucent.

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we'll let you know when he, gets

that out there, it's always good

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to see him again, and maybe he'll

be watching Queer Wolf with us.

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That would be great.

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remember to, review the show,

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write the show wherever you listen.

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That helps us out a lot, share.

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If you enjoyed something on, your

Facebooks or wherever you are online.

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and let us know if you

have a silly story to tell.

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address is mailbag@queernext.com.

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know, love to hear from you

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and we'll see you next time.

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Stay, uh, I was gonna say safe, frosty.

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but I've never said

that before in my life.

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. All right.

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Well, we'll see y'all next time.

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Say, how do your mom and them.

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Queer Appalachian Stories & Culture.
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